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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan
Ooooh!

Like: Caution - Contents Very Hot?

461 posted on 11/04/2005 11:09:06 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

'Afternoon, IT!


462 posted on 11/04/2005 11:09:31 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Sexy decimals?

Click it...

*pretty mild. But I don't wanna risk it.

463 posted on 11/04/2005 11:10:56 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

ACSII lap dancer?


464 posted on 11/04/2005 11:14:16 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Howya Alice!!


465 posted on 11/04/2005 11:15:12 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

Yup. Contents may be hot.

Product may have come into contact with nuts.
Not for personal use.
This is not a step.
For external use only.
To avoid possible fire or shock, do not pinch wires.


466 posted on 11/04/2005 11:18:10 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yep.

I'm assuming it's this guys sister...


467 posted on 11/04/2005 11:18:44 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: fanfan

External?


468 posted on 11/04/2005 11:19:09 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Are those your measurements converted into Irish?


469 posted on 11/04/2005 11:19:13 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yeah.

Don't eat it, or rub it into your eyes.

;-P


470 posted on 11/04/2005 11:20:09 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse

Cool! Do you have one for us gals?


471 posted on 11/04/2005 11:22:10 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: fanfan

Clean surface thouroughly before application. Re-hydrate if muscle cramping occurs in extremities. Allow product to sit for at least 5-10 minutes between uses.


472 posted on 11/04/2005 11:25:17 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: fanfan

Yes, ancient Ireland used sexydecimal.


473 posted on 11/04/2005 11:26:54 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

ASCII hill walker?


474 posted on 11/04/2005 11:28:13 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Hello.


475 posted on 11/04/2005 11:29:25 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hello Alice.


476 posted on 11/04/2005 11:30:00 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

Hello.


477 posted on 11/04/2005 11:30:26 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA
Hello...

Everyone is so darn formal today...

478 posted on 11/04/2005 11:31:11 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi ES.

How's it going?


479 posted on 11/04/2005 11:31:16 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hello IT.


480 posted on 11/04/2005 11:31:21 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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