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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Dead Corpse
Cool! Where was that taken?
401
posted on
11/04/2005 8:30:03 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Tax-chick
Oh, I forgot to ask when you were due! (That was about 8,000 posts ago.)
402
posted on
11/04/2005 8:30:49 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
00! I'm gettin' mine while IT slumbers!
403
posted on
11/04/2005 8:31:42 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
Lake Austin. We took my parents on a Duck Boat tour of the City. Last part of the tour is heading out to float on the Lake for a bit.
Later... we took 'em out to the Oasis.
404
posted on
11/04/2005 8:34:39 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Isn't it more fun when both parties are awake?
405
posted on
11/04/2005 8:35:01 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
Before the end of January, and I'm feeling fine at the moment, or I wouldn't have invited Tom's friend over for the weekend. Hopefully this won't prove to be a big mistake ... the weather is supposed to be nice, so they can stay outside most of the time.
406
posted on
11/04/2005 8:35:14 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
To: Monkey Face
OH, it's another boy. Too soon to be excited. After New Year's, I'll start getting the tiny baby clothes out :-). Yesterday at Girl Scouts I got to hold a little boy, maybe 8 or 10 weeks old, while his mom was filling out some forms. He spit up on me!
407
posted on
11/04/2005 8:36:33 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
To: Dead Corpse
I can see the resemblance...
408
posted on
11/04/2005 8:37:31 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Tax-chick
ERK! My son was that way uneil he was able to eat table food. I guess he was allergic to the formula.
409
posted on
11/04/2005 8:38:35 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
My Tom spewed all the time as a baby. Some children take a while for their digestive system to develop. The little boy yesterday just had a small spit. Maybe I shouldn't have jiggled him, but he was excited about being out in the sunshine.
410
posted on
11/04/2005 8:43:10 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
To: Tax-chick
Ana was good at the Volcanic Vomit Trick there for a while Get a whole bottle in her and one wrong burp would soak your entire outfit.
411
posted on
11/04/2005 8:50:14 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Yuck. I hope we won't go through this again with Baby Whosis!
412
posted on
11/04/2005 8:52:02 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
To: Dead Corpse
413
posted on
11/04/2005 8:54:43 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
Wish I could help you guys out with this one, but none of my kids routinely spat up in the fashion you're describing. The occasional projectile vomit when ill, but that was rare.
414
posted on
11/04/2005 8:57:29 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
My doctor said that some babies just spew, and you get to live with it.
415
posted on
11/04/2005 9:01:06 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
To: Tax-chick
I'd rather make the doctor live with it! ;0D
416
posted on
11/04/2005 9:07:52 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Well, yes ... but it's not his baby!
417
posted on
11/04/2005 9:08:58 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
To: Tax-chick
Fine. Send him a bill for laundry, then. *snort*
418
posted on
11/04/2005 9:17:12 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
419
posted on
11/04/2005 9:17:40 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
To: Tax-chick; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
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