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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face; All
ROFLOL.
I need you to come with me next time!
:-)
Signing off now.
Goodnight.
See Y'all tomorrow.
3,821
posted on
11/11/2005 6:20:53 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Tulsa Brian
With the exception of the overpowering stench of wintergreen in the computer room, everything is just ducky.
3,822
posted on
11/11/2005 6:21:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: fanfan
3,823
posted on
11/11/2005 6:22:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: NicknamedBob
You're certain "Dennis" didn't slip anything carnivorous into the packets?
3,824
posted on
11/11/2005 6:23:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Monkey Face; fanfan; All
Hi, folks. Tad Snarky, again. Zotco Industries appreciates all that you given us over the last two weeks. In fact, we wouldn't even have a name for the Zot Voyager without your assistance. As a token of our appreciation, we'd like to offer all of you a Zotco commemorative pen and matching fannypack. My assistant, Dr. Jim "J-Ol" Olasky will be shipping them out first thing Monday morning. As brave pioneers in the field of alternative technology solutions, you should be proud of the sacrifices and challenges to be made on this mission.
3,825
posted on
11/11/2005 6:25:25 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Ted Stevens Republicans must go.)
To: Das Outsider
As brave pioneers in the field of alternative technology solutions, you should be proud of the sacrifices and challenges to be made on this mission.Ummmm. This statement is faintly alarming. Are we brave pioneers going to be making sacrifices, or are we going to be the sacrifices?
3,826
posted on
11/11/2005 6:29:44 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: fanfan
3,827
posted on
11/11/2005 6:45:41 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Das Outsider
Don't tell me: They were all made in Korea, right?
3,828
posted on
11/11/2005 6:47:03 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
SHHHHH! ALICE! Don't ASK!!!
3,829
posted on
11/11/2005 6:47:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Inquiring minds want to know!
3,830
posted on
11/11/2005 6:50:35 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"You're certain "Dennis" didn't slip anything carnivorous into the packets? " Carnivorous, Ha Ha. -- I haven't heard from Dennis for a while. He can be rather secretive, though, so that isn't surprising. At times he gets completely consumed by his work.
Ordinarily he's pretty organized. You can imagine my surprize to find "big frogs" filed under the Ts, instead of the Rs for genus Rana.
I'm not planning to use much of his stock. Our own vegetable and grain varieties should be the most useful, but I thought it would be nice to have some variety, too.
3,831
posted on
11/11/2005 6:50:42 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I just don't want to tip-toe through the tulips only to find my toes have been eaten by the tulips.
3,832
posted on
11/11/2005 6:53:12 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Monkey Face
How about...
3,833
posted on
11/11/2005 6:53:53 PM PST
by
Tulsa Brian
(comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
To: NicknamedBob
#3,815 ~~ If it says "Big Frogs," it's most likely mine. I collect them, you know...What...you're not talking to me tonight?
3,834
posted on
11/11/2005 6:55:14 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Tulsa Brian
Oh, Brian! That's BEAutiful! Thanks!
I love those photos! I never saw one for real, but I think I would have loved to be a pilot!
3,835
posted on
11/11/2005 6:58:59 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I love that smell. :D
I associate that smell with the inside of my grandmother's purse. She never went anywhere without LifeSavers. ;)
3,836
posted on
11/11/2005 7:01:27 PM PST
by
Tulsa Brian
(comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
To: Tulsa Brian
Well, Brian, I'm about to change that mental image.
The wintergreen stench is emanating from my left foot and has nothing to do with lifesavers.
3,837
posted on
11/11/2005 7:04:39 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Monkey Face
Me too, Face! I was born too late...
3,838
posted on
11/11/2005 7:06:50 PM PST
by
Tulsa Brian
(comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
To: Tulsa Brian; Alice au Wonderland
LOL!
When I was a kid, one of my favorite candies was wintergreen...of course, chocolate was the heavy favorite...
3,839
posted on
11/11/2005 7:08:08 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL sorry. Well, THINK LifeSavers then ;)
3,840
posted on
11/11/2005 7:08:21 PM PST
by
Tulsa Brian
(comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
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