I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[NicknamedBob]

"Hey, Bob, can we get one? Even just for kicks?"

Keep in mind, when we "abandoned" our robots on the Moon, we also left a considerable amount of raw material for unplanned experiment and analysis.

While the exterior spider robots are going about their work, the smaller versions inside can cobble up some devices to try from the electromagnetic supplies we sent along. I think any lunar magnetrons we build should be tunable, until we can determine which frequencies and intensities work best.

My first thought was that this would be a good way to stabilize our electromagnetic launch facility elements. We will also see if our excavations disclose similar properties in the buried materials. That would make them excellent "bricks" for the walls of any tunnels we make. And we could also glaze them to facilitate building sections with a breathable atmosphere.

If things go well, by the time we return, there will be a sustainable amount of fresh air and water. The first lunar colony could be built for us by the robots and equipment we left, but then, that's one of the reasons we left them. I'm glad I thought to include those carefully packed seeds and cell cultures.

[Monkey Face]

'Night, sion!
Sleep well!

[Alice au Wonderland]

You didn't get the seeds and cell cultures from Tax-Chick's freezer did you?

She had a culinary spore incident today.

[Monkey Face]

Hi, Brian! Congrats on the 000!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Hi 'Face! Hi Brian!

[fanfan]

One of the speakers today said we needed to eliminate hate speech, and incendantry (sp) language.

The guy standing beside me (to my left, natch) said 'hear, hear'.
Who will decide what I can say?
People like him, singing kumbaya in my ear?

This kind of thing is conflicting....... should one punch him, or give him a one month subscription to Rush24/7?

[fanfan]

Good night.

:-)

[Alice au Wonderland]

Duct tape. Over his mouth. Smile winningly and say, "Ah. No incendiary language. What a delight!"

[Monkey Face]

Hi, Alice!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Hi 'Face.

How long have you been trying to train your cat to a leash?

[Monkey Face]

I would have shown him what the right was like. Then I would have given him my left, with interest. I have no patience for stupidity.

[Monkey Face]

I've been trying to train her to the harness all week...the leash is just for today. Tomorrow, we go outside!

[NicknamedBob]

"You didn't get the seeds and cell cultures from Tax-Chick's freezer did you?"

No, I got them from a guy I know only as "Dennis." I'm primarily interested in the fauna, which seems to be rich in tropical ferns and things, but he also included some animal life, including one labeled "big frogs."

Of course, I'm not ready to introduce animals yet. First we have to get the tunnels built, fill them with air, and arrange for artificial lights.

Then a few plants around would be a nice touch.

[Alice au Wonderland]

What, exactly, do the plants eat?

[Monkey Face]

If it says "Big Frogs," it's most likely mine. I collect them, you know...

[Tulsa Brian]

Hey, Alice. How goes it?

[fanfan]

ROFLOL.


Good idea!

[Tulsa Brian]

Thanks, Face. I get so few honors in my life. :D

[Monkey Face]

My pleasure!
Got any steamboat piccies hanging around?

[NicknamedBob]

"What, exactly, do the plants eat?"

Lunar soil and water, and artificial illumination.