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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: sionnsar

LOL!


3,781 posted on 11/11/2005 5:14:08 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
Thanks much.

Hope you like the songs as well.

3,782 posted on 11/11/2005 5:14:53 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: HKMk23
We already have it. The boys have been poring through it for a few years now.

We are sooo doomed!

3,783 posted on 11/11/2005 5:18:31 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob

Hey, Bob, can we get one? Even just for kicks?


3,784 posted on 11/11/2005 5:21:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Tax-chick
In our family, the term "Mother's little helper" is never a good thing!

This probably why our children learned sarcasm early.

3,785 posted on 11/11/2005 5:23:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Tulsa Brian; Irish_Thatcherite; Happygal; All
Good post.


No amount of reason offered by anyone makes a dent in his opinions ...


I've noticed too much of that lately.

I don't know about anyone else, I guess, but I'm here to learn, not to fight.
FReepers are so smart, and we are (or should be) on the same side.
3,786 posted on 11/11/2005 5:28:41 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Yes, I did. All of it. Even the article.


3,787 posted on 11/11/2005 5:29:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Army Air Corps

Are they good visions?


3,788 posted on 11/11/2005 5:29:32 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
I want visions, too, but I want them to be induced by a vodka gimlet!

Where's the bar around here, again?

3,789 posted on 11/11/2005 5:35:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob
Hey, Bob, can we get one? Even just for kicks?

We need one if you ask me. It's almost like a vacuum cleaner, but it solidifies the dirt which becomes a floor.

Imagine, no more bags!

3,790 posted on 11/11/2005 5:36:07 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I don't understand the divisions among people who claim to have a common goal. If that is so, then we should all be facing in the same direction, not looking at each other for answers we don't want to hear...


3,791 posted on 11/11/2005 5:36:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

There are several bars...just follow your nose...


3,792 posted on 11/11/2005 5:37:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

What am I supposed to be scenting?


3,793 posted on 11/11/2005 5:39:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan

Imagine the glassy shine without chemical products and a mop!


3,794 posted on 11/11/2005 5:40:13 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

THE GIN!!!
Or Rose's Lime Juice!


3,795 posted on 11/11/2005 5:40:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: All; yall

Looks like I'm out for the evening... 'Night, y'all!


3,796 posted on 11/11/2005 5:41:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL!

What article?





;-P
3,797 posted on 11/11/2005 5:44:36 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: All
I am such a dork!

I smeared my foot with icy-hot unguent but forgot to bring socks with me to the computer.

Now, I'm sitting here, waiting for my husband to bring the bloody socks while I suffocate from wintergreen fumes!

My olfactory senses are ruined for the evening! Forget food, forget beverages....Forget finding my way to the bar for my vodka gimlet!

*wailing and stomping uninjured foot*

3,798 posted on 11/11/2005 5:45:02 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: sionnsar

'Night, Sion and thanks ever so much for the translation!


3,799 posted on 11/11/2005 5:45:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite
Well, there is always going to shades of difference in opinion. But when someone who lives 4000 miles away from Ireland insists on ignoring the testimony of those who live there and had a hangdog love affair with a terrorist organization bears comment and cannot be countenanced in the name of all being on the same side.
3,800 posted on 11/11/2005 5:46:08 PM PST by Tulsa Brian (comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
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