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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: sionnsar; Stingy Dog; NicknamedBob; All
Helllloooooooo?!

Just checking in for the night.

3,481 posted on 11/10/2005 6:39:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hi, Alice!

Any opinions on being a quick-study for languages? It guarantees you a spot on SG-1.


3,482 posted on 11/10/2005 6:41:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout
to any and all screwcaps and

Thank you, KP

3,483 posted on 11/10/2005 6:49:07 PM PST by 2ndreconmarine
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To: Monkey Face

'Night, 'Face!


3,484 posted on 11/10/2005 6:50:02 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Still here, but only for a few minutes.


3,485 posted on 11/10/2005 6:50:39 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: 2ndreconmarine; Monkey Face; All; yall

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The November Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The October Chronicles

3,486 posted on 11/10/2005 6:51:56 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: NicknamedBob
I might have an opinion or opinions about being a quick-study for languages if I had more information.

1. Would I be studying the language(s) or would I be the subject of the study?

2. Which languages, if we know of them at this time.

3. What function does the "quick-study" serve aboard SG-1?

4. What is SG-1?

5. By when do you need an answer?

3,487 posted on 11/10/2005 6:55:57 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: sionnsar
Hi Sion!

Bye, Sion?

Are you fluent in Scottish Gaelic?

3,488 posted on 11/10/2005 6:59:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

SG-1 is the Stargate exploration team.

Many of the worlds they visit have languages which have drifted from their Earth origins. Daniel Jackson is the linguist who helps them communicate.

Your brother wants to study Elvish. I expanded the discussion to languages in general, and the Star Trek problem: If we meet another species, how will we talk to them?

5. Actually, I don't need an answer by any time certain. It is extremely unlikely we will meet intelligent aliens by travelling only to Mars. I was just making conversation.


3,489 posted on 11/10/2005 7:03:33 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: sionnsar

top of the evening to ya


3,490 posted on 11/10/2005 7:04:09 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Good job Ohio, we defeated George Soros at the ballot box 2 years in a row)
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To: NicknamedBob
Oh, well, in that case, sure, I'm game to try alien lingual maneuvers.*sly wink*

Just so long as I don't have to wear the red shirt of death.

3,491 posted on 11/10/2005 7:07:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: All

'Night, all. Time to inspect the inside of my eyelids. Catch all y'all tomorrow.


3,492 posted on 11/10/2005 7:14:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Dubs! I don't remember seeing you check in on the Undead Thread before!

Um, do you have any idea what kind of stuff goes on here?

3,493 posted on 11/10/2005 7:28:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I ususally forget to check in except when sinnosar pings me.


3,494 posted on 11/10/2005 7:30:35 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Good job Ohio, we defeated George Soros at the ballot box 2 years in a row)
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To: dubyaismypresident

Well, in case you come across a really crashingly boring day, and want to get a little caught up, I've been collecting some links to highlights of the Undead Thread and posting them at the top of my about page.

Guaranteed cure for insomnia.

Last month's hijacked thread was supposed to have offered a poem to us, but it never arrived. We had to bring our own.


3,495 posted on 11/10/2005 7:36:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh ya I remember

I don't think I ever got
A poem as lovely as this zot


3,496 posted on 11/10/2005 7:38:08 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Good job Ohio, we defeated George Soros at the ballot box 2 years in a row)
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To: NicknamedBob

Another poem,

This beeber was made for zottin
and zottin's what I'll do
One of these days I'll find out
How to set this beeber to stune.


3,497 posted on 11/10/2005 7:39:19 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Good job Ohio, we defeated George Soros at the ballot box 2 years in a row)
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To: dubyaismypresident

I was considering expanding that, but I already have a collection.


3,498 posted on 11/10/2005 7:39:43 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: dubyaismypresident
December 27th, on whatever thread we find ourselves, we're gonna blast off for Mars.

You should be with us.

3,499 posted on 11/10/2005 7:42:00 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well it is after Christmas and Mars is lovely this time of year, so why not.


3,500 posted on 11/10/2005 7:43:40 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Good job Ohio, we defeated George Soros at the ballot box 2 years in a row)
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