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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Delta 21

*Yikes!*


301 posted on 11/03/2005 9:22:38 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

302 posted on 11/03/2005 9:22:41 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: calrighty

Yes.
More than a few with talent in here.

And some hiding in the open whilst proclaiming 'no talent'.


303 posted on 11/03/2005 9:23:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

They ain't got a clue.


304 posted on 11/03/2005 9:24:13 PM PST by calrighty (C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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To: Darksheare

The second Ni was a lucky shot, but Ill take it none the less.

i am definatly out of p[ractice! Been workin way to hard here lately.


305 posted on 11/03/2005 9:24:23 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh...okay. Good night, Bob.


306 posted on 11/03/2005 9:24:44 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: calrighty

My fathers cat NiMH seems to think I can run through bramble brush just as fast as he can.
And when I try to explain it to him, he looks at me like "Yeah, right."


307 posted on 11/03/2005 9:25:24 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi tulip, how art thou?


308 posted on 11/03/2005 9:25:42 PM PST by calrighty (C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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To: Delta 21

Excellent take of 300 with "Ni!"


309 posted on 11/03/2005 9:25:48 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: calrighty

I'm okay. How are you?


310 posted on 11/03/2005 9:26:30 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Delta 21

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311 posted on 11/03/2005 9:26:47 PM PST by calrighty (C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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To: tuliptree76

Fine. How are your studies goin?


313 posted on 11/03/2005 9:27:24 PM PST by calrighty (C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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To: Darksheare
At least they don't push you because they believe you are doing it to annoy them.
314 posted on 11/03/2005 9:27:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: calrighty

They're okay, I guess.


315 posted on 11/03/2005 9:28:11 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog

Good night, Stingy Dog.


316 posted on 11/03/2005 9:28:45 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: The Zontron 7000

Huh. Hella nice crater we got ourselves here. 'Course, we maybe overdid it with using the atomic fusion thingy as part of the redcorating effort, but a good coat of fire really gets the mold, socialism and stink outta the cracks. Kills the roaches, too. We'll thank ourselves later for setting your component atomic particles free to find more productive work in the universe. Grading crew'll be here overnight and the pavers arrive afterward to roll down the fresh asphalt and add more lanes to the information superhighway.

Your memorial? A BOTT'S DOT for a headstone. Sorry, not engraved, 'cuz we just don't give a R.I.P.

[inhales deeply] I love the smell of fresh ZOT...

[lights a fresh cigar and disappears into the night]


319 posted on 11/03/2005 9:30:06 PM PST by HKMk23 ("In a land of moral imbeciles, I knew I could be king." -- Aaron Tonken, Celebrity Manipulator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Usually they do it to try and get me to play.
Usually they do it while my knees are really hurting.


320 posted on 11/03/2005 9:32:37 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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