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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

Well, if you didn't call me kinky, you might have gotten a better reaction. ;-)


2,801 posted on 11/08/2005 4:13:03 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie

If the kid responds to it, why complain...there are worse looking people than ME in the world!! *wink-wink*


2,802 posted on 11/08/2005 4:13:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76

I don't know really....


2,803 posted on 11/08/2005 4:13:48 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie

Your mother wasn't me...


2,805 posted on 11/08/2005 4:14:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Okay.


2,806 posted on 11/08/2005 4:15:12 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I want Mars bars."

We aren't there yet.

In the meantime, you'll have to belly up to the ones we're taking with us.

2,807 posted on 11/08/2005 4:15:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Stingy Dog

Wellden...Indescretion has nothing to do with valor...(I don't think that was the right phrase..)


2,808 posted on 11/08/2005 4:16:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76
Okay.

Until I grow into a dog!

2,809 posted on 11/08/2005 4:16:30 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
2,700 posted on 11/08/2005 2:58:06 PM PST by MNJohnnie

2,800 posted on 11/08/2005 4:12:51 PM PST by MNJohnnie

two in a row! I am getting almost as good at this as YOU

2,811 posted on 11/08/2005 4:16:41 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Pizza?


2,812 posted on 11/08/2005 4:17:03 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite

Hi, Bob!

Irish only says that because Ms. Mars came to America with her chocolate recipe. (Or was it Mr. Mars?...)


2,813 posted on 11/08/2005 4:17:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

By the way... Even if you are my puppy, I am NOT cleaning up after you. You can do that yourself!


2,814 posted on 11/08/2005 4:17:52 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog

Only 62,735 more posts to go!!!


2,815 posted on 11/08/2005 4:18:06 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie

I'm Baaaaack!


2,816 posted on 11/08/2005 4:19:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76
Well, if you didn't call me kinky, you might have gotten a better reaction. ;-)

Ah, right, NOTE to self. Do NOT call the Dr KINKY.

2,817 posted on 11/08/2005 4:20:00 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie; Irish_Thatcherite
Ah, right, NOTE to self. Do NOT call the Dr KINKY.

Training you well too...

2,818 posted on 11/08/2005 4:20:59 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog

When my husband did something to irk me, he would preface it with, "Mother of my two." To which I would reply, "Of course, Father of my one."
After the second time, he didn't say it any more...go figger...


2,819 posted on 11/08/2005 4:21:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan
I'm Baaaaack!

YEAH! Bar is OPEN

2,820 posted on 11/08/2005 4:21:31 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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