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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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Comment #221 Removed by Moderator

To: Alice au Wonderland

'Nite Alice!


222 posted on 11/03/2005 8:41:56 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: The Zontron 7000

Not you again, you pervert!


223 posted on 11/03/2005 8:43:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
SO;

Where are you already??
224 posted on 11/03/2005 8:43:03 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Are we moving the discussion to this thread now?

*ahem*

Okay... Where are the men? ;-)


225 posted on 11/03/2005 8:43:04 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: EsmeraldaA

#223 is my first post here.


226 posted on 11/03/2005 8:44:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

10101101101010110010101010.....


227 posted on 11/03/2005 8:44:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Okay. How does that tell me where the men are? :-p


228 posted on 11/03/2005 8:45:34 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Well, I saw that too late anyway.
*sigh*
229 posted on 11/03/2005 8:45:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: DJ MacWoW

I.. don't know.

I'll have to get back to you on that.


230 posted on 11/03/2005 8:46:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I usually send out search parties.


231 posted on 11/03/2005 8:46:56 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, you see, it's 100111011100.


232 posted on 11/03/2005 8:47:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: SandyInSeattle; sionnsar

It was sionnsar who made the final go ahead greenlight on it.


233 posted on 11/03/2005 8:47:27 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Probably better you didn't see that!


234 posted on 11/03/2005 8:47:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Probably from DU, hopped up on some chemical bravery, and feeling no pain as they amuse us with their displays of public self-humiliation.


235 posted on 11/03/2005 8:48:42 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

*sigh*

No wonder I'm single.


237 posted on 11/03/2005 8:49:01 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare
Thanks a lot. I warned 'Face about getting lost behind doors and I see you'll be no help. *sigh*

(I learned it from the cat)

238 posted on 11/03/2005 8:49:08 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Darksheare
*I usually send out search parties.*

With dogs and all that?
239 posted on 11/03/2005 8:49:44 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: The Zontron 7000


ZOT

Full Name: Zachary T. Paleozogt

Appearances: Issues #1-36, "Hearts and Minds."

He's the most famous hero on a world where humankind's brightest dreams for the future have all come true. Zot's greatest superpower is his optimism and faith in the intrinsic worth of all people (though he also has a shiny golden 10-shot raygun and cool anti-gravity rocket boots).

Zot's parents died when he was very young at the hands of the intergalactic assassin, 9-Jack-9. Zot chose not to become a grim, gritty avenger of the night, much to the relief of his fans, but did avenge his parents' death (in issue #25) and continues to fight for the rights of people on both Earths to this day.

Zot is honest; Zot is courageous; and Zot is the only hero in all of comics who regularly lets people with fewer items go ahead of him in the supermarket check-out line.
240 posted on 11/03/2005 8:49:48 PM PST by SaltyJoe (A mother's sorrowful heart and personal sacrifice redeems her lost child's soul.)
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