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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: SandyInSeattle
Ack! The Yellow Face! Bouncing into my window from the Washington Mutual Tower!
I'm melting!!!!!

Yellow Face!! I think it's following me.

It was raining all week I was away, then when I return... Yellow Face comes out.

2,181 posted on 11/07/2005 11:47:49 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Actually we jest. We have a considerable number of grey, cloudy, drizzly days, hence our reputation for "it always rains in Seattle", but we also have a fair amount of beautiful weather. Like today. Summers are fabulous; not too hot, just nice and pleasant. We tell Californians that it rains every day so they won't move up here. :-)

It's a very pretty city; but it's teeming with liberals and garden variety weird people. And our Seahawks are 6-2. Woo hoo!


2,182 posted on 11/07/2005 11:48:09 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: tuliptree76
logistics class when I was an undergrad.

They teach this stuff??? Man, have I got some remedial students for my local school!

2,183 posted on 11/07/2005 11:48:26 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

OHNO!!
I thought you had the ski racks on the SUV?...


2,184 posted on 11/07/2005 11:50:18 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Are you trying to say something dear?

It's FRIDAY for MEEEEEEEE!!!!

BAR is OPEN!

2,185 posted on 11/07/2005 11:51:07 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Monkey Face

We do. Maybe that's why the Yellow Face came out.

If I take them off, maybe it will rain/snow some more!


2,186 posted on 11/07/2005 11:51:14 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle; sionnsar
Sounds wonderful.

Do you have four distinct seasons, like we do in Pa.?

Are you a regular football fan or a rabid one?

2,187 posted on 11/07/2005 11:51:33 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I wouldn't go to FL on a bet. I have a sister there who loves it, but I told her as long as she lives there, I won't visit her.

So I'm no help at all. Sorry!


2,188 posted on 11/07/2005 11:51:58 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: sionnsar

Hi, sion!


2,189 posted on 11/07/2005 11:52:31 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

I think it was 'Fan who sent me a wonderful Martini last Friday.


2,190 posted on 11/07/2005 11:52:53 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: SandyInSeattle

LOL!
You can have my share of snow. You know how I like my sun!


2,191 posted on 11/07/2005 11:54:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Do you have four distinct seasons, like we do in Pa.?

I think so... it seems like it to me, anyway. Our leaves turn pretty colors, then it snows in the mountains, then it melts and floods the rivers, then we have two weeks of summer. :-)

Are you a regular football fan or a rabid one?

I'm just regular. Not rabid enough to go to a Seahawks game and sit in the rain, but rabid enough to devote Sunday afternoon to watching them on the tube.

2,192 posted on 11/07/2005 11:54:25 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face

That's a pity. Does she come out to visit you, then?


2,193 posted on 11/07/2005 11:54:33 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog
"...we can all start calling you Dr. Tulip."

Actually, I have my J.D. already, so you can call me that now. ;-)

I have to go. I'll be back later.

2,194 posted on 11/07/2005 11:55:55 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

That was no fun! I guess one year is nothing for a boy.


2,195 posted on 11/07/2005 11:56:00 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: SandyInSeattle
I love watching football at home where I can rant and rave and not be arrested for it.

I visited your bio page and admired your viking kitties. How old are the babies, now?

2,196 posted on 11/07/2005 11:58:02 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Monkey Face

Okay! It's a deal.


2,197 posted on 11/07/2005 12:00:52 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: EsmeraldaA
It wasn't anything for me, either. We both gave as good as we got.

My parents believed in equal opportunity fistfights between siblings so long as everyone adhered to the rules: No biting; No punching a mouth that has braces on its teeth; No groin attacks unless your life is being threatened, right now at this very minute.

Everything else was fair game.

2,198 posted on 11/07/2005 12:01:53 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Five months! I need to update the photo gallery; they're growing like weeds!

Tori's favorite place is curled up on the desk, between me and the keyboard. Chloe's favorite place is wherever Daddy is. :-)


2,199 posted on 11/07/2005 12:02:27 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Nope. She won't leave FL. But then, my family is wierd. The ones who CAN visit won't, and the ones who WOULD, can't.

But it's all good. I've gotten used to it over the years.


2,200 posted on 11/07/2005 12:03:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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