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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: fanfan
We have Q tips here. I had heard of Poutine before, but I couldn't remember what it was... until you described it... ugh...
To: Stingy Dog
To: EsmeraldaA
Oh my.
Yes you do.
You did very well on the quiz.
When I joined FR, I had no idea what grits,or even GOP actually meant.
Well, we have grits too, but it means something much less tasteful.
lol.
2,143
posted on
11/07/2005 10:51:18 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: All
walp... I have demonstrated that pre-bending the core using ratcheting straps will indeed get the job done.
I need to thoroughly soak the core assembly before the next bending session. I might also make some contour-refining pressure-focusing "brackets" out of scrap 2x4 and bits of 1x4 or quarter-round I have lying about
2,144
posted on
11/07/2005 10:52:22 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
Check your mail.
You'll love it, and hate me, because you can't get them down there.
;-P
2,145
posted on
11/07/2005 10:52:55 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
That's OK...I know where you work...;o]
2,146
posted on
11/07/2005 10:54:06 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Your little brother?!?!?!
God! Can't help there either.
Comment #2,148 Removed by Moderator
To: King Prout
I'm anxious to see the finished product. I bet it will be a beauty.
2,149
posted on
11/07/2005 10:55:08 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: fanfan
Thank you, but I already had my coffee thingy.
To: Stingy Dog
Yes, it is, as my body temp is usually about 96.7. Anything over that is a "fever."
And don't be sorry. It's a dirty job, but one of us has to do it, and I must have volunteered! LOL!
2,151
posted on
11/07/2005 10:56:24 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: fanfan
Butter tart = pastry/cookie like traditional shortbread?
Poutine = rhymes with latrine. I have no idea.
Eavestrough = what we in America refer to as a gutter, the thing that collects rain from roofs and directs it to downspouts?
Q-tips = two answers: 1) a cotton swab; 2) derogatory term for a person of Indian descent who wears a turban
Cheesies = a snack food?
Bachelor for rent = *prurient thought*....A one-room apartment?
Timbits = I have a gross answer but not a real one.
coffee crisp = a snack food that is sweet?
Double-double = some kind of short-speak for a coffee order?
2,152
posted on
11/07/2005 10:57:13 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
Very , very, very unproductive. So far.
How are you Face?
To: EsmeraldaA
No one can. *sniff, sniff*
2,154
posted on
11/07/2005 10:59:42 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: King Prout
2,155
posted on
11/07/2005 11:00:18 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Stingy Dog
But I'll take a double double-double on the double.
Huhh?
OK, two coffees with 2 cream 2 sugar, quick!
lol!
2,156
posted on
11/07/2005 11:01:09 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
In other words; you were not missing a lot (a thing) before you came here.
To: Monkey Face; All
LOL!
OH, NO!
Now I'm scared!
I have to go chop some fire wood.
BB soon.
(I hope)
2,158
posted on
11/07/2005 11:04:47 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Cheer up!
I'll bet you can still remember what it was to boss him around.
LOL!
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