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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA
The patronizing older brother thing.

Worse. He's my "little" brother.

2,121 posted on 11/07/2005 10:18:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
Hi Guys.

You're talking way above me again, but I do like the pretty light that comes from the light saber.
2,122 posted on 11/07/2005 10:23:54 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse
"Not sure I want to be setting up "event horizons" anywhere near our Ship."

I agree. The problem with exceedingly advanced technologies is that they tend to let you down just when you need them most, or they fail in a most spectacular way.

Personally, I'm inclined to stick with old-fashioned reliability like dual-purpose fuel rods. Our internal fuel-rod handling system is designed to bring a nuclear fuel rod to any exterior location in a matter of seconds, with most of the powerful electromagnetic delivery control occurring in the last quarter to half-mile of delivery routing.

This allows for very fast nuclear fuel replenishment for our shuttles, and minimizes exposure time along the route.

Of course, in emergency conditions, the fuel rods, in their protective electronically controlled delivery tubes, could be ejected at a very high speed to almost any nearby coordinates. Due to the design of the rod configuration, if there happens to be an object at those coordinates, the thin rod would collapse down on impact to an unsustainable shape above the critical mass architecture. The yield is expected to be relatively low, but it should be sufficient to act as an emergency asteroid deflector.

Also, we have the mining and geological lasers on the shuttle-thrusters, which are ganged around the periphery of our craft. When these are operated in unison to focus on an approaching meteoroid, it makes a most aesthetically pleasing and effective display.
2,123 posted on 11/07/2005 10:25:35 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Stingy Dog

Hi Stingy Dog.

How are you?


Did you take my Canadian word quiz?


2,124 posted on 11/07/2005 10:25:41 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; EsmeraldaA

Hi Girls.

How are you both?

Esmeralda, you won a Coffee Crisp!

You want it?


Alice, did you try some questions?


2,125 posted on 11/07/2005 10:29:56 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; All
Hello, everyone!

Why are we talking about particle weapons when NnB has that gland stowed away? Seems to me that would be an awesome and fearsome weapon.

2,126 posted on 11/07/2005 10:30:49 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog

I'm actually hypoglycemic. I have been all my life. I'm tired all the time because I have Chronic Fatigue and Immune Dysfunction Syndrome. I haven't much stamina because of it, and I never feel rested, no matter how much sleep I get.

But thanks for being concerned. That means a lot! :o]
XO


2,127 posted on 11/07/2005 10:33:18 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

Well, sure! But sending it across the border is going to cost more than the bar is worth, right?


2,128 posted on 11/07/2005 10:34:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan
No, I missed that post. I just skimmed to get the overall theme for the morning.

What are the questions and can I change the Coffe Crisp to a salad?

2,129 posted on 11/07/2005 10:34:42 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
coffe = coffee.

Looks like I need some more of it!

2,130 posted on 11/07/2005 10:35:47 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Monkey Face
Well, sure! But sending it across the border is going to cost more than the bar is worth, right?

Money wise, sure, but not too much for the fun of it.

I sent some Clamato Juice to some friends in San Diego once.

;-D
2,131 posted on 11/07/2005 10:38:37 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hold on.

I'll find the post.


2,132 posted on 11/07/2005 10:39:25 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie
Whhaat?Are you trying to say something dear?
2,133 posted on 11/07/2005 10:40:04 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

Clamato Juice is really common out here...OK...I'll let you sent the Coffee Crisp!

Check your FR mail in a sec


2,134 posted on 11/07/2005 10:40:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

I don't deserve the thing....


2,135 posted on 11/07/2005 10:41:25 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL! Hi, Es! How is your day so far?


2,136 posted on 11/07/2005 10:42:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan
Off to the kitchen for coffee and lunch.

Be right back.

2,137 posted on 11/07/2005 10:42:35 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Butter tart

Poutine

Eavestrough

Q-tips

Cheesies

Bachelor for rent

Timbits

coffee crisp

Double-double


2,138 posted on 11/07/2005 10:45:06 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

I once took a channel management and logistics class when I was an undergrad. I thought that was one of the neatest things.


2,139 posted on 11/07/2005 10:45:07 AM PST by tuliptree76
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