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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

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Accept your fate.

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To: All

walp...
I went and bought 8 ratchet-strap tie-downs. with some furious screwing around, they ought to do the job
I am now certain there is no local source for rattan of any sort, nor for 2-part epoxy with an appropriate working time.

I will certainly have to wet-bend the core before final assembly.

I am considering using carpenter's glue for the fianl assembly.


1,641 posted on 11/05/2005 7:56:30 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76
I prefer crusts made from scratch, too, but when what you want is a cheap and dirty chicken pot pie or shepard's pie, a refrigerated crust is nice to have.

What kind of soups? Do you have any sour cream? Rice?

1,642 posted on 11/05/2005 7:56:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: King Prout

Good evening, O my brother. How farest thou?


1,644 posted on 11/05/2005 7:57:54 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

neither chicken pot pie nor shepherd's pie are edible, so who CARES what crust you use?

that's like worrying over the festive wrapping for a dungbomb.


1,645 posted on 11/05/2005 7:58:10 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

irked, tired, and puzzled


1,646 posted on 11/05/2005 7:58:37 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Temple Owl

I'd prefer Tibbet's Dream.


1,647 posted on 11/05/2005 7:59:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I ate some ramen noodle soup.

I don't have any sour cream, but I do have rice.


1,648 posted on 11/05/2005 7:59:51 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog
We're still in apple season and will be for a few more weeks here in Pa.

I love going to the orchard to pick apples. I love making apple pies, apple cake, apple butter, apple jelly, apple cobbler, and apple torte. The kitchen always looks a mess, but the scents are divine!

1,649 posted on 11/05/2005 8:00:09 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog

The last time I had tried this (before the other day) was when I was a kid. We probably used all kinds of apples back then. I have a bag of red delicious, and I was just joking around with that.


1,650 posted on 11/05/2005 8:02:42 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; Stingy Dog; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; Das Outsider; fanfan; ...
"...I got a G this time."

Hmmm. I wonder what ol' Shapka's been up to?

Anyway, the preliminary results are in on the proposed name for the flying castle twirling space habitat thingy, and it looks as though the most popular candidate is "The UTS Stunehenge."

This may in fact be more appropriate than I at first considered. Think about the adjectives that describe Stonehenge -- circular, mysterious, astronomical purpose, barren plain, standing stones. Obviously some of these phrases apply to our beloved castle as well.

We won't announce the results officially just yet. There are still some precincts that haven't reported in, but I think we can tell which way this is trending.

1,651 posted on 11/05/2005 8:03:32 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Thanks for the update.

You haven't been spending all of your time tallying the vote, surely?

1,652 posted on 11/05/2005 8:09:21 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: NicknamedBob

Tibbet's Dream? I think we are coming close to a grand finale! It's got my vote.


1,655 posted on 11/05/2005 8:19:03 PM PST by Temple Owl (Excesior--Onward and Upward)
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To: Stingy Dog
The only down side to picking your own fruits and veggies is that it ruins you for store bought stuff. I still think actually buying lettuce is a sin.
1,656 posted on 11/05/2005 8:22:21 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

back in a bit - Full Metal Alchemist is on


1,657 posted on 11/05/2005 8:31:21 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; All
I'll probably be in bed. Have to roll out early for choir rehearsal, and extra early to hit the Drunkin' Donuts on the way to rehearsal!

Good night, everyone! See you tomorrow evening, I hope.

1,658 posted on 11/05/2005 8:33:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Good night, Alice.


1,659 posted on 11/05/2005 8:37:00 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Stunehenge would be okay.


1,660 posted on 11/05/2005 8:38:47 PM PST by tuliptree76
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