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Prayer for the Roman Alcoholic Church!!!

1,481 posted on 11/05/2005 4:39:23 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

It's a head injury I have. I tried a couple of pints just to see, and I felt a lot worse.

1,482 posted on 11/05/2005 4:40:27 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Prayer for the Roman Alcoholic Church!!!

Oh, wow! I have an RAC grill badge!

1,483 posted on 11/05/2005 4:40:42 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))

1,484 posted on 11/05/2005 4:42:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

ROTFL!

Good thing I've had my supper! That is too perfect!
Thanks!

1,485 posted on 11/05/2005 4:44:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

Quite a spiritual statement, isn't it.

1,486 posted on 11/05/2005 4:46:54 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))

To: Irish_Thatcherite

It's a head injury I have. I tried a couple of pints

If one is due to the other, you can call it a sports injury.

1,487 posted on 11/05/2005 4:49:11 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))

To: Lady Jag; Monkey Face

Alcoholism: Not a disease, but a philosophy.

1,488 posted on 11/05/2005 4:49:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

1,489 posted on 11/05/2005 4:50:23 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))

1,490 posted on 11/05/2005 4:50:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

It took me by surprise! It is SO funny! But yah...I can see that happening. ;o]

1,491 posted on 11/05/2005 4:50:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

1,492 posted on 11/05/2005 4:50:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

To: Irish_Thatcherite

That's what I've been saying for years!

1,493 posted on 11/05/2005 4:51:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

So, I wonder who is the Father of Alcoholism? St. Augustus?

1,494 posted on 11/05/2005 4:53:15 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face

Into a pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little sh*t, O'Conner," says Sean.

"He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

1,495 posted on 11/05/2005 4:56:58 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))

To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face

I_T probably never heard of Saint Schlitz.

1,496 posted on 11/05/2005 4:58:53 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))

1,497 posted on 11/05/2005 5:03:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

1,498 posted on 11/05/2005 5:03:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

To: Irish_Thatcherite

It is a lousy American beer, if you can imagine that.

1,499 posted on 11/05/2005 5:06:12 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))

OI!!!

I can't stand this!
LOL!

1,500 posted on 11/05/2005 5:06:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

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