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MORFORD: God Does Not Want 16 Kids
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| 10/19/5
| Mark Morford
Posted on 10/19/2005 7:48:41 AM PDT by SmithL
Arkansas mom gives birth to a whole freakin' baseball team. How deeply should you cringe?
Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost? And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"
But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from one to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child
as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces...
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
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To: SmithL
That may be the most disgusting screed I've ever seen published in a "legitimate" newspaper. But then, I'm only 58 years old.
61
posted on
10/19/2005 5:13:40 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(I'm just sitting here on the Group W bench.)
To: Tax-chick
My guess, the Duggars' rebel will be Jinger. I mean, Jinger? Couldn't they come up with a better 'j' name?
62
posted on
10/19/2005 5:43:26 PM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(Shiny things distract me :))
To: PennsylvaniaMom
I feel sorry for her, too.
63
posted on
10/19/2005 6:29:48 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: SmithL
Yep there are only so many laps between two parents! The nursing baby always had priority on mine, so everyone else had to settle for Dad. They liked me best, they said, because I was squishy. Now they are all too big to sit on my lap. Our youngest is nearly 8.
64
posted on
10/19/2005 7:15:17 PM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
To: Tax-chick
That's right, because after the first three or four, #1 is big enough to be a help, even if all they can do is bring more diapers or the baby wipes. When I tell people I have six, I swear that what they hear is I've got six toddlers!
And when one has more than two, they have to learn to be obedient because you don't have enough hands to keep more than two under control at one time. It cracks me up when people tell me how well behaved my kids are, like it is something kids are born doing; I have worked hard to get them to that point!
65
posted on
10/19/2005 7:21:50 PM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
To: Tax-chick
It's like cats, I guess ... once you hit the Critical Mass, you can add more indefinitely. LOL
66
posted on
10/19/2005 7:52:46 PM PDT
by
caryatid
(All God's chilluns are wanted by him ...)
To: Grannyx4
It cracks me up when people tell me how well behaved my kids are, like it is something kids are born doing; We hear that all the time, too. When you're outnumbered 4 to 1, you have to keep order, or you're toast!
67
posted on
10/20/2005 5:04:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: SmithL
16 future Republican voters. And gays don't reproduce; how sad.
68
posted on
10/20/2005 10:23:12 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
(Dead people voting is the closest the Democrats come to believing in eternal life.)
To: Tax-chick
"When you're outnumbered 4 to 1, you have to keep order, or you're toast!"
So, so true! LOL.
69
posted on
10/20/2005 2:47:58 PM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
70
posted on
10/20/2005 4:31:10 PM PDT
by
Jaded
(Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.)
To: PennsylvaniaMom
I'm hoping it's pronounced like "Ginger."
71
posted on
10/20/2005 6:06:03 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(Stop the ACLU - Support the Public Expression of Religion Act 2005 - Call your congressmen.)
To: SmithL
Oh my God, this guy is such an asshole I don't even know where to begin.
72
posted on
10/20/2005 6:07:19 PM PDT
by
ShadowDancer
(Stupid people make my brain sad.)
To: SmithL
Sadly, this wonderful family is not the typical American family. Saw them on TV and the dad and mom don't believe in buying anything on credit!
To: ViLaLuz
I am sure it is pronounced that too...but, still...there are dozens of other girl names that begin with a 'J'.
I am looking forward to seeing the documentary that was just filmed on them. I believe it comes out in the spring of 06 on the Discovery Channel.
74
posted on
10/20/2005 6:34:59 PM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(Shiny things distract me :))
To: SmithL; Admin Moderator
MUST we tolerate THIS spew? I mean -- MORFORD?? REALLY?
Isn't there a Morford moratorium in place around here?
Look, this guy NEVER has anything credible to say. He is always vulgar, banal, laboriously anti-everything-decent; a raving syphilitic buttmonkey of the lowest, subterranean order. Face it: if he'd posted this here, himself, JR would have bestowed the Almighty ZOT in person. His vomitous gutter shot would have already been paved over and made into a four-lane highway by the RKBA.
Can this be yanked in the name of decency or is there an official reason that the toxic droolings of the Morphed One must be endured?
75
posted on
10/20/2005 6:48:09 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
("In a land of moral imbeciles, I knew I could be king." -- Aaron Tonken, Celebrity Manipulator)
To: SmithL
it would all be ok if it were just a muslim family.
76
posted on
10/21/2005 1:46:19 PM PDT
by
kpp_kpp
To: SmithL
They are happy well adjusted people.
Ms. Morford hates happy well adjusted people just hates 'em. Because that means that happiness is possible so her misery must be of her own making.
Nasty evil wicked happy people!
77
posted on
10/21/2005 1:47:08 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
To: SmithL
I'm thinking that if she had a lesbian partner raising the kids with her, Morford would be singing their praises.
78
posted on
10/21/2005 1:47:20 PM PDT
by
Maceman
(Fake But Accurate)
To: SmithL
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...Why should anyone want to?
79
posted on
10/21/2005 1:48:34 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(America will not run, and we will not forget our responsibilities. – George W. Bush)
To: SmithL; All
Whatever faults this woman may have, she didn't give birth to Morford.
80
posted on
10/21/2005 1:56:05 PM PDT
by
dighton
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