**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

unnngh.. ^ | 10/14/2005 | us

[BJClinton]

When did I get so old? I mean really, party 'til sunrise was a way of life. Last night we had a little batchelor party for one of the last of my high-school friends to get married. Let's just say this hurts. I'm going to go get some aspirin, water and try to find that phone that just won't stop ringing. Meanwhile, let the silliness commence.

[BJClinton]

My parents had to get married young (cuz of me) so I got to watch my dad make all of the standard mistakes.



Then I came up with a whole bunch of my own.

[day10]

Hey Martin,

I work for one of the top 3 casket manufacturers in the country and it was BIG NEWS when Costco started doing this.

day10

[Chanticleer]

Honey and charcoal toothpaste? Weird, but not horrible.

Rum for the hair? I could do that.

But earwax on wounds, mercury in the bed and lead acetate on the nipples? Yikes!

It is a wonder they survived!

[areeves79]

[clyde asbury]

[LongElegantLegs]

I went to the grocery store the other day;
You know those coupons they print on the back of the receipt? Well, I got a coupon redeemable at a new kind of funeral home; I kid you not! $99 for cremation (urn not included), $199 for funeral service, (casket not included).

Needless to say, I checked the expiration date on the milk twice.

[Fierce Allegiance]

About all I understod from your posts was


Blah blah blah Playboy

[martin_fierro]

If I know Costco, I'll have to buy TWO caskets, shrink-wrapped together.

[BJClinton]

I work for one of the top 3 casket manufacturers in the country

I bet you make a killing.

[Fierce Allegiance]

My dad was a vandor to Batesville.

[day10]

Oh yeah - people are just dying to give us their business.

[Prime Choice]

You just made my whole week! I am incredibly honored that two of my graphics kicked off the TGIF thread. Thanks!!   :o)

That said...

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

[day10]

I work for one of Batesville's competitors located in Aurora, Indiana. :-)

[fredhead]

You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

[Constitution Day]

How very silly!

[LongElegantLegs]

You are Summer Wheatley and you hate cake.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

[PaulaB]

what????

which mouse post???

did I miss it??

have you been naughty??

[martin_fierro]

I'd like to know the details behind that "100% Return Policy".

[fredhead]

You ever heard of the Foo bird?

Three guys were walking through the woods when a foo bird flies over and craps on one of them's head. Instinctively, he reaches up and wipes it off. And immediately falls dead.

The other two guys are shocked, to say the least. They start moving faster to get out of the woods. The foo bird then craps on the second guy's head. He also wipes it off and dies on the spot.

The last guy is scared to death. He starts to run. The foo bird comes and craps on his head, too. He starts to wipe it off, and thinks about the other two guys. So he left the crap on his head and he's alive to this day.

The moral of this story is: If the foo sh!ts, wear it.

[backinthefold]

What about girls from Jersey?

 

the state I grew up in

 

You know you're from  Jersey when . .  ..
 
You don't think of  fruit when people mention "The Oranges."
 
You know that it's  called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
 
A good, quick  breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
 
You've known the way  to Seaside  Heights since you were  seven.
 
You've eaten at a  diner, when you were stoned, or drunk, at 3  A.M.
 
You know that the  state isn't one big oil refinery.
 
At least three people  in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you
know the town Jon Bon  Jovi is from.
 
You know what a "jug  handle" is.
 
You know that WaWa is  a convenience store.
 
You know that the  state isn't all farmland.
 
You know that there  are no "beaches" in New  Jersey--there's the shore--and
you don't go "to the  shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there,
you're not "at  the shore"; you are "down the shore."
 
You know how to  properly negotiate a circle.
 
You knew that the last  sentence had to do with driving.
 
You know that this is  the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to
identify it (try . . .  Mexico . . . York. . . Hampshire--  doesn't work, does 
it?).
 
You know that a  "White  Castle" is the name of BOTH  a fast food chain AND a
fast food  sandwich.
 
You consider putting  mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.
 
You don't think  "What exit?" is very funny.
 
You know that people  from the 609 area code are "a little different."  Yes
they  are!
 
You know that no  respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton--that's for
out-of-staters.
 
The Jets-Giants game  has started fights at your school or local  bar.
 
You live within 20  minutes of at least three different malls.
 
You refer to all  highways and interstates by their numbers.
 
Every year you have at  least one kid in your class named Tony.
 
You know the location  of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening  credits.
 
You've gotten on the  wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
 
You know that people  from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people
from Central Jersey go  to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.
It can be no  other way.
 
You weren't raised in  New Jersey--you were raised in either  North Jersey,
Central Jersey or  South  Jersey.
 
You don't consider  Newark or Camden to actually be part of the  state.
 
You remember the  stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's
and  Orbach's.
 
You also remember  Palisades  Amusement  Park.
 
You've had a boardwalk  cheese steak and vinegar fries.
 
You start planning for  Memorial Day weekend in February.
 
And finally . .  ..
 
You've NEVER, NEVER  pumped your own gas.