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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****
unnngh.. ^
| 10/14/2005
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Posted on 10/14/2005 5:56:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
When did I get so old? I mean really, party 'til sunrise was a way of life. Last night we had a little batchelor party for one of the last of my high-school friends to get married. Let's just say this hurts. I'm going to go get some aspirin, water and try to find that phone that just won't stop ringing. Meanwhile, let the silliness commence.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: batchelorpartiessuck; friday; imissyouthag; official; ofst; silliness; silly; tgif
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To: Chanticleer; peacebaby; LongElegantLegs
This one is my favorite
Making yourself the hero of your own story
**LOLOL**
181
posted on
10/14/2005 8:08:50 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
You know, these really are timeless.
Correcting older persons than yourself, especially parents
Must show my children this one.
We should make this a formal institution.
Paula B's FReeper Finishing School -- for the Lady or Gentleman who always wants to behave Right-ly
182
posted on
10/14/2005 8:10:10 AM PDT
by
Chanticleer
(Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
To: PaulaB
I love antique books! I have one published in 1833 (a reprint) that's a compilation of housekeeping hints. It's a wonder our ancestors lived long enough to reproduce...
183
posted on
10/14/2005 8:10:21 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(also enjoy the occasional kick of a puppy.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
That's why I'm on a bio-equivalent instead of that stuff (I hope the practice dies).
184
posted on
10/14/2005 8:11:08 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: peacebaby
What does it say about being flatulant?
Do not cross legs, recline, nor lounge indifferently in the chair.
Do not indulge in slang nor loose talk
**LOL**
185
posted on
10/14/2005 8:11:32 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: LongElegantLegs
Another Institution?
Helpful Household Hints by LongElegantLegs?
Hit us with some, Hon. I'm getting behind on my housework because Free Republic is distracting me.
186
posted on
10/14/2005 8:12:36 AM PDT
by
Chanticleer
(Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
To: LongElegantLegs
Another Institution?
Helpful Household Hints by LongElegantLegs?
Hit us with some, Hon. I'm getting behind on my housework because Free Republic is distracting me.
187
posted on
10/14/2005 8:12:41 AM PDT
by
Chanticleer
(Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
To: Chanticleer; LongElegantLegs
LMBO
Seriously we could pick a few of these back up but not all
I agree with LongElegant..when did these chicks have time to produce children?
188
posted on
10/14/2005 8:14:23 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Fierce Allegiance
189
posted on
10/14/2005 8:15:41 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: fnord; TheMom
LOL!!
Ping to the little woman!
190
posted on
10/14/2005 8:15:52 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
To: BJClinton
191
posted on
10/14/2005 8:16:32 AM PDT
by
DuckFan4ever
(Thanks to all those serving.)
To: fnord; TheMom
LOL!!
Ping to the little woman!
192
posted on
10/14/2005 8:16:47 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
To: Chanticleer
I'm getting behind on my housework because Free Republic is distracting me.
No doubt maybe we should remember
Do not smoke nor chew tobacco in the parlour. It is rude in the extreme. ;)
193
posted on
10/14/2005 8:17:30 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Chanticleer
194
posted on
10/14/2005 8:20:15 AM PDT
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
To: Chanticleer
Gives the term "breeding like rabbits" a whole new meaning.
Maybe he just had a lucky-rabbit-foot-fetish.
Now if he could just get a gerbil to join him and the rabbit...nevermind, I'm not going to go there.
195
posted on
10/14/2005 8:20:23 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.)
To: peacebaby
the appropriate thang for the Southern woman...would also bring the potato salad to the orgie, Egg salad,... it's egg salad....
*choke*
196
posted on
10/14/2005 8:21:16 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
197
posted on
10/14/2005 8:21:20 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: PaulaB
Awww shucks, I was just playin! LOL
Im ALWAYS well behaved and proper.. :o)
MM
198
posted on
10/14/2005 8:21:48 AM PDT
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
To: BJClinton
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. " On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago"
199
posted on
10/14/2005 8:24:01 AM PDT
by
LostinAZ71
("If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman." M. Thatcher)
To: fredhead
I made her turn around and go back and read the sign.
Ouch, you just say "yes dear" and carry on. Gotta pick your fights better man.
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posted on
10/14/2005 8:24:06 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.)
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