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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****
All Your Base Are Belong to Us! ^ | 09/16/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 09/16/2005 5:41:08 AM PDT by BJClinton

Sweet! It's Friday. At least, that's what my desktop calender say. Time to crack open an e-Beer, or a real one if you're at home...or have a lenient boss...or you're just going "Office Space" on us. Anyhow, get yer silly on!







TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; imissyouthag; ofst; omgwtfbbq; tgif; volsgators
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

'Avast there, me hearties' ~ was one the lines I had in an eighth grade play, why back when. ;)


161 posted on 09/16/2005 8:20:54 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; peacebaby

Did someone PING the Pantie Police??

162 posted on 09/16/2005 8:21:13 AM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: BJClinton
You want me to caption that? Well, OKAY!

  1. "Now tell me what I had for lunch!"
  2. "I'll bet you don't see that every day at the office!"
  3. "Whew! I got that 'not so fresh' feeling..."
  4. "Eat yer heart out, Sonya Henny!"
  5. "Und dees vun ve call der Klinton legazeee!"

...don't get me started.

163 posted on 09/16/2005 8:21:19 AM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: JimWforBush

And I for you.


164 posted on 09/16/2005 8:21:53 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: peacebaby

You know the rules: Pics!


165 posted on 09/16/2005 8:22:06 AM PDT by BJClinton (How 'bout them Cowboys?)
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To: YouPosting2Me
The sexy part of that photo is the price of gas!

Cheap gas is sexy? Man, with all the free gas I've got, I should have honeys knocking down my door!

166 posted on 09/16/2005 8:22:48 AM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
A drunk guy leaves a bar one night and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard. Halfway through he falls into an open grave. He tries several times to climb out but cannot. He begins to call for help.

Meanwhile, another drunk decides to take the same shortcut through the same graveyard. Halfway through he hears a agonized voice that seems to be coming from a fresh grave. "Help me, I'm coOOold!" ... "Help me, I'm coOOold!"

Shaking with fear and soaked in a cold sweat drunk#2 crawls up to the dark grave that the voice seemed to be coming from.

"Help me, I'm coOOold!" ... "Help me, I'm coOOold!"

It takes all of his courage but he peers into the open grave and sees the first drunk supine at the bottom of the grave.

"Help me, I'm coOOold!" ... "Help me, I'm coOOold!"

"Well of course you're cold you kicked all your dirt off of you!"
167 posted on 09/16/2005 8:23:34 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

He'll have to console you about the Raiders crushing defeat at the hands of the resurgent Cowboys.


168 posted on 09/16/2005 8:23:54 AM PDT by BJClinton (How 'bout them Cowboys?)
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To: blackie
Why is the rum gone? (Captain Jack Sparrow)

AAARRGGGHH, that sucks aaarrr. (JRBC - needing a drink.)

169 posted on 09/16/2005 8:24:26 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Zacs Mom

LOL


170 posted on 09/16/2005 8:24:46 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: BJClinton

New maneuver for choking victims...

The "Heinylich Maneuver"


172 posted on 09/16/2005 8:25:56 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: BJClinton

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home. '" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."

9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?" "Well", says the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What, because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."

13. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.
And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad or maybe my older brother Calvin or my younger brother Ho-Chin. But I'm pretty sure it's Calvin.

14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

15. I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

16. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

17. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

18. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.


173 posted on 09/16/2005 8:26:24 AM PDT by TheresaKett
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To: Prime Choice

It isn't political but that pic is in need of some "touch up", no?


174 posted on 09/16/2005 8:26:34 AM PDT by BJClinton (How 'bout them Cowboys?)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Couch Potato Record
175 posted on 09/16/2005 8:26:42 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: BJClinton

You so bad!


176 posted on 09/16/2005 8:26:47 AM PDT by peacebaby (Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
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To: BJClinton
Not so fast there BJ. The Raiders may surprise you.

It would surprise me too.

177 posted on 09/16/2005 8:27:36 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: BJClinton; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

First, she'll have to get over getting crushed by the Chiefs Sunday night!!!!


178 posted on 09/16/2005 8:28:07 AM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Auntbee; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Are the Raiders going to beat anybody? They already lost to my Patriots.


179 posted on 09/16/2005 8:29:36 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: BJClinton

The seven year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning , Alex." "Good morning , Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor , what is this?" The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Somberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "Which service-the 9:45 or the 11:15?"


180 posted on 09/16/2005 8:30:46 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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