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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****
All Your Base Are Belong to Us! ^
| 09/16/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 09/16/2005 5:41:08 AM PDT by BJClinton
Sweet! It's Friday. At least, that's what my desktop calender say. Time to crack open an e-Beer, or a real one if you're at home...or have a lenient boss...or you're just going "Office Space" on us. Anyhow, get yer silly on!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; imissyouthag; ofst; omgwtfbbq; tgif; volsgators
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To: day10
Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.
81
posted on
09/16/2005 7:16:49 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: r-q-tek86
You know we love to hear you groan!
82
posted on
09/16/2005 7:20:58 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! --- --- --- DQ'd first flight 9/14/05; Cut first pylon 9/15/05)
To: JimWforBush; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Ahoy me maties,
Monday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
83
posted on
09/16/2005 7:20:59 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
The really sad part of that joke is that I will be telling it to everyone I know. I love the "groaner" jokes.
84
posted on
09/16/2005 7:23:18 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Dashing Dasher
AWESOME!!!
Wish I could be there cheering ya on ;)
85
posted on
09/16/2005 7:23:45 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Dashing Dasher
86
posted on
09/16/2005 7:25:41 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
In before ZOT
he he he
Good Friday to ya!
87
posted on
09/16/2005 7:28:03 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: r-q-tek86
Morning r-q-tek86.
AAARRRGGGHHHH!
88
posted on
09/16/2005 7:28:38 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
A Wish for All of the Difficult People in Your Life:
To: BJClinton; Prime Choice
I didn't know SacredCowBurgers was FReeper material! HOOAH!!
90
posted on
09/16/2005 7:29:41 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: Zacs Mom
Thank you!
Though I think Tammy Faye is the only one with a good reason these days ;)
91
posted on
09/16/2005 7:30:47 AM PDT
by
najida
(So, I said to myself -Self, I really think shrimp heads in the flower pots as compost is a bit much!)
To: r-q-tek86
Did you go to the Pun-athon Thread the other day?
92
posted on
09/16/2005 7:31:09 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! --- --- --- DQ'd first flight 9/14/05; Cut first pylon 9/15/05)
To: r-q-tek86
"I love the "groaner" jokes." Trying to get me banned early for lewd posting.
must...resist...evil...urges...
93
posted on
09/16/2005 7:31:58 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Did you go to the Pun-athon Thread the other day? Sorry... missed that one. Things have been pretty busy and my FRee time has been limited. Do you still have the link?
94
posted on
09/16/2005 7:32:59 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Cagey
OMG - I am HOWLING!!!!!!! I gotta send that on email!
95
posted on
09/16/2005 7:33:09 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: All
Good morning everyone - Happy Friday!
96
posted on
09/16/2005 7:33:28 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Good Moarrrrnin to you, too.
97
posted on
09/16/2005 7:33:54 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: atomicpossum
GAS IS $1.09?!?!?!? Sure, $1.09 per quart.
98
posted on
09/16/2005 7:34:09 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Back until my Crew Chief finally wakes up and takes me back to the airport.
I did find wireless access at the airport and can check in from time to time.
But - too many boys airplanes to see!
The Thunderbirds and the Snowbirds arrived yesterday -
(fresh meat! - woo hoo!)
99
posted on
09/16/2005 7:34:25 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! --- --- --- DQ'd first flight 9/14/05; Cut first pylon 9/15/05)
To: BJClinton
A blonde Canadian woman was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.
The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked,
"How many is a Brazilian?"
100
posted on
09/16/2005 7:34:51 AM PDT
by
blondatheart
(No More Tears.....)
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