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***Official Friday Silliness Thread***
do not click this ^ | 09/09/2005 | *shrugs*

Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton

w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?





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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; missyouthag; ofst; qwerty; tgif
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To: P-Chan Penny

Alrighty, U B pingified!


101 posted on 09/09/2005 8:27:40 AM PDT by BJClinton (+ /_\)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"It would take me too long to even try to cause that much mayhem."

Piece of cake.

On the payroll server:

  1. Set initdefault to 6. (Default status = "Reboot.")
  2. Reboot. (System now in a state of infinite reboot loop.)
  3. Laugh maniacally.

102 posted on 09/09/2005 8:27:50 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Leapfrog

I changed my bosses login to TheAdministrator just to make him feel special.


103 posted on 09/09/2005 8:30:03 AM PDT by BJClinton (+ /_\)
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To: BJClinton

WOO HOO! I made the cut! I love the jokes and pics on this thread. Just the perfect way to end the week!


104 posted on 09/09/2005 8:30:25 AM PDT by P-Chan Penny (Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
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To: Leapfrog

That's Just......... Cold.

You KNOW they'd never figure it out!


105 posted on 09/09/2005 8:31:17 AM PDT by P-Chan Penny (Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I told that one to Mrs. Steelerfan once. Took the bruises about a week to heal.


106 posted on 09/09/2005 8:31:35 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: Leapfrog

Um, but that would screwup my payroll as well. I do not think that is a good plan.


107 posted on 09/09/2005 8:32:18 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Sorry. I'm not a Mopar man.


108 posted on 09/09/2005 8:35:22 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
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To: BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Good morning to all...late start but I made it!!

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109 posted on 09/09/2005 8:35:50 AM PDT by PaulaB (Move out of "Camp Complaining")
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To: Conspiracy Guy
The Thread is slow today.

I am terribly offended! I don't think "slow" is a politically correct term!... "people with a learning disability" is the correct way to say it.

Please try to be more sensitive in the future.

110 posted on 09/09/2005 8:36:24 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Our office is across the hall from a law firm...

this morning walking in I see a camera video taping

everyone at the table...I'm thinking

OK...this is big!!!!


111 posted on 09/09/2005 8:37:17 AM PDT by PaulaB (Move out of "Camp Complaining")
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To: r-q-tek86
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112 posted on 09/09/2005 8:37:51 AM PDT by PaulaB (Move out of "Camp Complaining")
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To: Conspiracy Guy
OK here's a Camaro.
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113 posted on 09/09/2005 8:38:31 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS

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Well now there’s new HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS!! From Brillo!!

HICKIE-OFF doesn’t work on the surface, but goes down and RIPS THEM OUT BY THE ROOTS!!!!

And for those moon-sized craters you’ll have in your head…

There’s new HICKIE-OFF plastic filler. Comes complete with a putty knife, sandpaper, and flesh-tone paint for all the rough spots.

So get it together with HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS and FILLER.


114 posted on 09/09/2005 8:38:43 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: PaulaB

Possibly a video deposition.


115 posted on 09/09/2005 8:39:18 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I pick the clean ones and share them

Please FReepmail the "unclean" ones to me.

116 posted on 09/09/2005 8:40:53 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: PaulaB

OK, I think I need that one for the office!


117 posted on 09/09/2005 8:42:21 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (don't ask me...you really don't want to know)
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To: Prime Choice
Everybody dance!


118 posted on 09/09/2005 8:45:12 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: Hoodlum91

:) I'll share


119 posted on 09/09/2005 8:45:59 AM PDT by PaulaB (Move out of "Camp Complaining")
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To: r-q-tek86
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120 posted on 09/09/2005 8:47:13 AM PDT by PaulaB (Move out of "Camp Complaining")
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