Skip to comments.
***Official Friday Silliness Thread***
do not click this ^
| 09/09/2005
| *shrugs*
Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?
![](http://shagpro.com/golfwidow/sillysprite.gif)
![](http://www.elseware.to/images/Aquariass.jpg)
Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)
![](http://www.turdtwister.com/graphics/design-features.gif)
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; missyouthag; ofst; qwerty; tgif
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100, 101-120, 121-140 ... 321-334 next last
To: P-Chan Penny
101
posted on
09/09/2005 8:27:40 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"It would take me too long to even try to cause that much mayhem." Piece of cake.
On the payroll server:
- Set initdefault to 6. (Default status = "Reboot.")
- Reboot. (System now in a state of infinite reboot loop.)
- Laugh maniacally.
102
posted on
09/09/2005 8:27:50 AM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Leapfrog
I changed my bosses login to TheAdministrator just to make him feel special.
103
posted on
09/09/2005 8:30:03 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
To: BJClinton
WOO HOO! I made the cut! I love the jokes and pics on this thread. Just the perfect way to end the week!
104
posted on
09/09/2005 8:30:25 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: Leapfrog
That's Just......... Cold.
You KNOW they'd never figure it out!
105
posted on
09/09/2005 8:31:17 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I told that one to Mrs. Steelerfan once. Took the bruises about a week to heal.
To: Leapfrog
Um, but that would screwup my payroll as well. I do not think that is a good plan.
107
posted on
09/09/2005 8:32:18 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Sorry. I'm not a Mopar man.
108
posted on
09/09/2005 8:35:22 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
To: BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Good morning to all...late start but I made it!!
109
posted on
09/09/2005 8:35:50 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Move out of "Camp Complaining")
To: Conspiracy Guy
The Thread is slow today. I am terribly offended! I don't think "slow" is a politically correct term!... "people with a learning disability" is the correct way to say it.
Please try to be more sensitive in the future.
110
posted on
09/09/2005 8:36:24 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Our office is across the hall from a law firm...
this morning walking in I see a camera video taping
everyone at the table...I'm thinking
OK...this is big!!!!
111
posted on
09/09/2005 8:37:17 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Move out of "Camp Complaining")
To: r-q-tek86
112
posted on
09/09/2005 8:37:51 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Move out of "Camp Complaining")
To: Conspiracy Guy
OK here's a Camaro.
![Image hosted by Photobucket.com](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b61/JRBC/Img00066.jpg)
113
posted on
09/09/2005 8:38:31 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS
Hello there swinging guys and gals!!! Got a big date tonight but have a ZIT in the MIDDLE OF YOUR FOREHEAD!!?? I mean the big juicy one, the kind that looks like a THIRD EYE?
Well now theres new HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS!! From Brillo!!
HICKIE-OFF doesnt work on the surface, but goes down and RIPS THEM OUT BY THE ROOTS!!!!
And for those moon-sized craters youll have in your head
Theres new HICKIE-OFF plastic filler. Comes complete with a putty knife, sandpaper, and flesh-tone paint for all the rough spots.
So get it together with HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS and FILLER.
114
posted on
09/09/2005 8:38:43 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: PaulaB
Possibly a video deposition.
115
posted on
09/09/2005 8:39:18 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I pick the clean ones and share them Please FReepmail the "unclean" ones to me.
116
posted on
09/09/2005 8:40:53 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: PaulaB
OK, I think I need that one for the office!
117
posted on
09/09/2005 8:42:21 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(don't ask me...you really don't want to know)
To: Prime Choice
Everybody dance!
118
posted on
09/09/2005 8:45:12 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Hoodlum91
119
posted on
09/09/2005 8:45:59 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Move out of "Camp Complaining")
To: r-q-tek86
120
posted on
09/09/2005 8:47:13 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Move out of "Camp Complaining")
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100, 101-120, 121-140 ... 321-334 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson