***Official Friday Silliness Thread***

do not click this ^ | 09/09/2005 | *shrugs*

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?





Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)

[BJClinton]

Alrighty, U B pingified!

[Michael Goldsberry]

"It would take me too long to even try to cause that much mayhem."

Piece of cake.

On the payroll server:

1. Set initdefault to 6. (Default status = "Reboot.")
2. Reboot. (System now in a state of infinite reboot loop.)
3. Laugh maniacally.

[BJClinton]

I changed my bosses login to TheAdministrator just to make him feel special.

[P-Chan Penny]

WOO HOO! I made the cut! I love the jokes and pics on this thread. Just the perfect way to end the week!

[P-Chan Penny]

That's Just......... Cold.

You KNOW they'd never figure it out!

[Steelerfan]

I told that one to Mrs. Steelerfan once. Took the bruises about a week to heal.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Um, but that would screwup my payroll as well. I do not think that is a good plan.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Sorry. I'm not a Mopar man.

[PaulaB]

Good morning to all...late start but I made it!!

[r-q-tek86]

The Thread is slow today.

I am terribly offended! I don't think "slow" is a politically correct term!... "people with a learning disability" is the correct way to say it.

Please try to be more sensitive in the future.

[PaulaB]

Our office is across the hall from a law firm...

this morning walking in I see a camera video taping

everyone at the table...I'm thinking

OK...this is big!!!!

[PaulaB]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

OK here's a Camaro.

[fredhead]

HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS

Hello there swinging guys and gals!!! Got a big date tonight but have a ZIT in the MIDDLE OF YOUR FOREHEAD!!?? I mean the big juicy one, the kind that looks like a THIRD EYE?

Well now there’s new HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS!! From Brillo!!

HICKIE-OFF doesn’t work on the surface, but goes down and RIPS THEM OUT BY THE ROOTS!!!!

And for those moon-sized craters you’ll have in your head…

There’s new HICKIE-OFF plastic filler. Comes complete with a putty knife, sandpaper, and flesh-tone paint for all the rough spots.

So get it together with HICKIE-OFF PIMPLE PADS and FILLER.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Possibly a video deposition.

[r-q-tek86]

I pick the clean ones and share them

Please FReepmail the "unclean" ones to me.

[Hoodlum91]

OK, I think I need that one for the office!

[r-q-tek86]

Everybody dance!

[PaulaB]

:) I'll share

[PaulaB]