To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"It would take me too long to even try to cause that much mayhem." Piece of cake.
On the payroll server:
- Set initdefault to 6. (Default status = "Reboot.")
- Reboot. (System now in a state of infinite reboot loop.)
- Laugh maniacally.
102 posted on
09/09/2005 8:27:50 AM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Leapfrog
That's Just......... Cold.
You KNOW they'd never figure it out!
105 posted on
09/09/2005 8:31:17 AM PDT by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: Leapfrog
Um, but that would screwup my payroll as well. I do not think that is a good plan.
107 posted on
09/09/2005 8:32:18 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Leapfrog; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; BJClinton
I cause that much mayhem with one hand tied behind my back.
Last weekend - I was pranking EVERYONE!
One guy gets about 10 phone calls/hour for his porta-john business. We started coming up with slogans... like "we're #1 in the #2 business". He doesn't think we're funny. Pfft!
So, I had his phone # - blocked my cell # and called him EVERY SINGLE TIME he:
1. walked away from his phone
2. fell asleep
3. had his arms filled with a ton of things
4. started talking to a pretty girl
5. etc.
I called him 37 times per day. As soon as he RAN to the phone - I'd hang up. The best part is EVERYONE was in on it - but him!
;-)
Mayhem is my business!
313 posted on
09/09/2005 5:31:54 PM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
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