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*** Official Friday Silliness ***
JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sridayfilliness; tgif
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To: motormouth

Lucky you've never ridden with me.


541 posted on 08/26/2005 12:04:28 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: AnOldCowhand

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.



He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"



His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and jammed a cucumber up my ass?!"



"Um, no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher"...........


542 posted on 08/26/2005 12:09:18 PM PDT by ctlpdad (Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
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To: MrsCinAZ; fredhead

543 posted on 08/26/2005 12:09:24 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: fredhead
there isn't any unexploded ordinance at Monroe. That was a screen to prevent contractors from building on the site. Which suits me fine. However No one was worried about building up Chancellorsville, Fredericksburg,Sharpsburg (antietam) and Ghettysburg... more unexploded ordinance there...and no one was paid to clean it up...

The Government should keep the property but turn it over to the NPS.

544 posted on 08/26/2005 12:09:39 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: motormouth

Don't blame me for that, lol.


545 posted on 08/26/2005 12:09:49 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: hattend

Yeah, Just listen to all those idiots complain about DFW noise. When that airport was built, it was in the middle of nowhere!


546 posted on 08/26/2005 12:11:23 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: JimWforBush

Im convinced its a contributing factor!! LOL

MM


547 posted on 08/26/2005 12:11:52 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: hattend

548 posted on 08/26/2005 12:12:10 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

If you drive like Jim... than I will consider myself lucky. :o)

MM


549 posted on 08/26/2005 12:14:23 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: nuke rocketeer

So was Oceana during WWII.


550 posted on 08/26/2005 12:16:10 PM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: hattend

That is cool. It's real purty there.


551 posted on 08/26/2005 12:16:22 PM PDT by ctlpdad (Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
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Well, end of the work day. It's five o'clock somewhere. Gonna go home and have...
552 posted on 08/26/2005 12:18:16 PM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: hattend
I HATE people who build up to an airport right-of-way and then complain about airplane noise. That is just so f'n wrong.

I hate it when people do it to racetracks. The fans, who get screwed, usually travel from outside the political region so they can't do a damn thing about it.

553 posted on 08/26/2005 12:18:38 PM PDT by ctlpdad (Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
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To: ctlpdad

There was this guy, passing a bar who noticed a sign in the window: "Free beer for life. Just pass the test." He went in and asked the bartender, "What is the test?"

"All you have to do," said the bartender," is drink a pint of vodka, go into the back yard and extract a tooth from an alligator, and then go upstairs and satisfy a woman who has never been satisfied."

"No problem," said the guy. He immediately drank the vodka, and went into the yard. Several minutes later, after considerable commotion, he reappeared in the bar and said, "Now, where's that woman with the sore tooth?"


554 posted on 08/26/2005 12:19:57 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: ctlpdad

ROFLOMAO!

Good one.


555 posted on 08/26/2005 12:20:09 PM PDT by najida (I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
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To: ctlpdad

Yeah, it's a little rainy today, but not too bad. 48 degrees

It's a little cold in the winter but I could think of worse places to be (Saudi Arabia/Iraq for instance)


556 posted on 08/26/2005 12:20:28 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: fredhead

Have a good one.


557 posted on 08/26/2005 12:20:56 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: fredhead

See ya, have a good weekend


558 posted on 08/26/2005 12:21:37 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: motormouth

Most likely faster, and probably worse.


559 posted on 08/26/2005 12:21:46 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: fredhead

Lucky you...bye! :)


560 posted on 08/26/2005 12:22:30 PM PDT by EX52D
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