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*** Official Friday Silliness ***
JibJab ^
| 08/26/2005
| OFST
Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sridayfilliness; tgif
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To: motormouth
Lucky you've never ridden with me.
541
posted on
08/26/2005 12:04:28 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: AnOldCowhand
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and jammed a cucumber up my ass?!"
"Um, no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher"...........
542
posted on
08/26/2005 12:09:18 PM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: MrsCinAZ; fredhead
543
posted on
08/26/2005 12:09:24 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: fredhead
there isn't any unexploded ordinance at Monroe. That was a screen to prevent contractors from building on the site. Which suits me fine. However No one was worried about building up Chancellorsville, Fredericksburg,Sharpsburg (antietam) and Ghettysburg... more unexploded ordinance there...and no one was paid to clean it up...
The Government should keep the property but turn it over to the NPS.
544
posted on
08/26/2005 12:09:39 PM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: motormouth
Don't blame me for that, lol.
545
posted on
08/26/2005 12:09:49 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: hattend
Yeah, Just listen to all those idiots complain about DFW noise. When that airport was built, it was in the middle of nowhere!
To: JimWforBush
Im convinced its a contributing factor!! LOL
MM
To: hattend
548
posted on
08/26/2005 12:12:10 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
If you drive like Jim... than I will consider myself lucky. :o)
MM
To: nuke rocketeer
So was Oceana during WWII.
550
posted on
08/26/2005 12:16:10 PM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: hattend
That is cool. It's real purty there.
551
posted on
08/26/2005 12:16:22 PM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: All
Well, end of the work day. It's five o'clock somewhere. Gonna go home and have...
552
posted on
08/26/2005 12:18:16 PM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: hattend
I HATE people who build up to an airport right-of-way and then complain about airplane noise. That is just so f'n wrong.I hate it when people do it to racetracks. The fans, who get screwed, usually travel from outside the political region so they can't do a damn thing about it.
553
posted on
08/26/2005 12:18:38 PM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: ctlpdad
There was this guy, passing a bar who noticed a sign in the window: "Free beer for life. Just pass the test." He went in and asked the bartender, "What is the test?"
"All you have to do," said the bartender," is drink a pint of vodka, go into the back yard and extract a tooth from an alligator, and then go upstairs and satisfy a woman who has never been satisfied."
"No problem," said the guy. He immediately drank the vodka, and went into the yard. Several minutes later, after considerable commotion, he reappeared in the bar and said, "Now, where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
554
posted on
08/26/2005 12:19:57 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: ctlpdad
555
posted on
08/26/2005 12:20:09 PM PDT
by
najida
(I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
To: ctlpdad
Yeah, it's a little rainy today, but not too bad. 48 degrees
It's a little cold in the winter but I could think of worse places to be (Saudi Arabia/Iraq for instance)
556
posted on
08/26/2005 12:20:28 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: fredhead
557
posted on
08/26/2005 12:20:56 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: fredhead
See ya, have a good weekend
558
posted on
08/26/2005 12:21:37 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: motormouth
Most likely faster, and probably worse.
559
posted on
08/26/2005 12:21:46 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: fredhead
560
posted on
08/26/2005 12:22:30 PM PDT
by
EX52D
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