*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[AnOldCowhand]

Hey! I've got that album!

[ctlpdad]

A can of peachea & a nother of whipped cream. Mmmmm, tasty.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: Music for Raiders Fans!

Every band needs a midget...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Somehow I knew you were into dessert.

[ctlpdad]

Are you going to play it tomorrow making the cinnamon rolls from scratch?

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: A spanish flavor

The donkey plays a mean accordion...

[day10]

Morning All - Happy Friday!

Alas, the fall was hard for this Bay City Roller:

[ctlpdad]

YOU TRYING TO SAY I'M FAT? just kidding>

[BJClinton]

That was offensive on so many levels...I've sent it to every person on my email list.

[LongElegantLegs]

What Is Your Animal Personality?
brought to you by Quizilla

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: Blazer Mania!

"Flewey" is spanish for "Shopping at Sears"

[fredhead]

I'm getting closer to my home (repeat 999 times)

[ctlpdad]

Development, huh?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

No, just kinky.

Besides, I do not know you or what you look like, so it would be silly for me to comment on your appearance.

[AnOldCowhand]

Alright...How about some real music.

K PIG 94 oink 9

[BJClinton]

The old dude...I mean...If I were the boy or the burro I'd be afraid.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: Sideburn Music!

He plays a guitar with no head!

[llevrok]

Keeping the same logic flowing...

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. " All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer. "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'!!!!!"

[Clemenza]

What happens when you cross C3PO and John Holmes?

No this is NOT photoshop!