*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[flutters]

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man.

The doctor says to the thrid man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man.

"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"

"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

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Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon the dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: The murky music of:

The horse sings too...

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: The plaid stylings of:

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: The glittery stylings of:

No pretense here...

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: The down-home stylings of:

Who knew you could get all that on a 12-inch disc?

[llevrok]

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.

At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks, but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: EXTRA CRISPY:

It's finger-lickin' good!

[fredhead]

In the Garden of Eden

[ctlpdad]

Oll those are whack. Her's a good one not just for cover art:

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: The GOD SQUAD

I think the one with glasses is not a woman.

[TheBigB]

I have that Bay City Rollers album. ;o)

[Constitution Day]

[r-q-tek86]

My dad has this album. I remember it being an important part of my developmental years.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Um, you favorite dessert?

[najida]

I actually still HAVE this album (somewhere).

[r-q-tek86]

This may be a little too un-pc for the OFST... but it made me laugh

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma, AZ sits a Huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Mexican.

Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a b!@w job?"

At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in parking lot and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"

''I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."

[Constitution Day]

This reminded me of Hillary(!)

[fredhead]

Now playing, the last album of the original GFRR:

[EX52D]

Tootsie...

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: He's just on vacation!

All preacherettes should drink six bottles of wine.