I know who that was!
This may be a little too un-pc for the OFST... but it made me laugh
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma, AZ sits a Huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Mexican.
Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a b!@w job?"
At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in parking lot and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
''I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."
That was offensive on so many levels...I've sent it to every person on my email list.
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. " All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer. "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'!!!!!"
LOL, I loved it!!
I know who that was!
LOL!!!
That's PERFECT for OFST!!!