***Official Friday Silliness***

I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^ | 8/12/2005 | BJClinton

[BJClinton]

Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!

[The_Victor]

That's sad.

Toyota Prius... barf.

I can't think of any car that I would be more likely to NEVER own.

[JimWforBush]

Thats a gorgeous car.....

Hopefully it will look that good when I am finished.

[day10]

You arw a woman after my own heart! My favorite too!

[JimWforBush]

You were lust too. Oh Faria we were made for each other!

It must be a sign, Lisandra.

[r-q-tek86]

Is that your convertible on Rush's page?

[Larry Lucido]

I get it. It's one of those 3-D art things! :-)

[najida]

LOL!

Sounds like Home Sweet Home!

[peacebaby]

WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?

U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a Naval conference that included admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian, and French Navies. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied:

"Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

[fredhead]

A Chevy...Love it!!

[r-q-tek86]

My favorite was the squirrel that decided to cool off... then couldn't get out. Reaching into the filter basket at night and feeling something fury is not my idea of a good time.

[Lady Jag]

OMG!! They're tearing the place apart!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You can drive yours if you want.

[ArGee]

Bless the walls where termites dine, While ants and roaches march in time.

If you've never lived down there you might not understand this line. The roaches in Florida and Texas are not like the roaches elsewhere. If you want a mental picture ...

One day I was reaching for the mouse on my computer and I grabbed a roach instead. I should have known - the roach IS bigger.

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

You are...A Tree-Hugger. You are overly concerned
about the Earth and the well-being of the
Earth. You often appear (or are)to be overly
concerned and very oinionated.

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[ArGee]

"Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

YEAH - Baby!

But, then again, I thought the French liked speaking German.

Shalom.

[The_Victor]

Take cover, it's an invasion.

[JimWforBush]

No, it's a friend of mine, she and I went to the concert together.

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm exhausted.

[fredhead]

When younger, I lived in an apartment that I called the Cockroach Capital of West Ocean View. It didn't help that I was a total slob at the time. I used to make my neighbors mad by setting off a roach bomb in the apartment. It didn't kill the roaches, just compelled them to take a vacation at the neighbor's.

[day10]

You are...Happy. You are always happy and fun to be
around but sometimes you come off as
over-bearing. You often seem giddy and ready
for the world.

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Hmmm.........