***Official Friday Silliness***

I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^ | 8/12/2005 | BJClinton

[BJClinton]

Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!

[ArGee]

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in AUSTIN."

You mean Massachusetts, right?

G-d blessed Texas with His own hand.
Brought down angels from the promised land
He gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you want to see Heaven, brother, here's your chance.
I've been sent to spread the message
G-d blessed Texas.
- Little Texas

Shalom.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You were lust too. Oh Faria we were made for each other!

[MotleyGirl70]

Can you find 7 things wrong with this room?

Possibly NSFW.

[r-q-tek86]

[ArGee]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN AUGUST WHEN. . . .

You forgot one.

You have to take your jacket with you in July to wear INSIDE the Baptist Church because some idiot in a 3-piece suit cranked the AC down to 66.

Shalom. P.S. My apologies, I meant Deacon Idiot

[The_Victor]

That calls for genuine feline action.

[JimWforBush]

What I am working on now, will look like this.

I figure, about another year hopefully by next summer.

[r-q-tek86]

Note: If you are not a resident of TEXAS or never have lived in the hot, humid Southwest, you may not understand the weight of this blessing!

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.
Bless the walls where termites dine,
While ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass
Fire ant castles in the grass.
Bless the garage, a home to please
Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two,
The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
In TEXAS, Lord, you've put them all!

But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.

[Lady Jag]

[r-q-tek86]

Can you find 7 things wrong with this room?

I knew it was coming... and still jumped...

[PaulaB]

Thats a gorgeous car.....

[Dashing Dasher]

That's sad.


Toyota Prius... barf.

[Squantos]

This is the one I mentioned to bad company......thanks !

BC here ya go !

http://www.killsometime.com/humor/humor.asp?humor=WhatsWrong

[JimWforBush]

You are...Happy. You are always happy and fun to be
around but sometimes you come off as
over-bearing. You often seem giddy and ready
for the world.

What Is Your Problem?
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[ErnBatavia]

reminds me of this one...

A guy gets a horrible sunburn on his vacation on Waikiki Beach, and calls the hotel doctor.

Doc arrives with his nurse, strips him down and instructs the nurse to apply various ointments and then cover him with a sheet.

Finally, the doc tells the nurse to administer a Viagra...when she asks why, he tells her "To keep the sheet off most of his sunburn".

[JimWforBush]

Sure, you pick, see post 267

[PaulaB]

***LOL***

I'm loving that blessing..found a snake in our pool filter day before yesterday...guess he was also trying to escape the Texas heat...

[najida]

I remember this one ;)

Reading the comments is a hoot!