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***Official Friday Silliness***
I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^
| 8/12/2005
| BJClinton
Posted on 08/12/2005 6:17:15 AM PDT by BJClinton
Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigbrocks; fridaysilliness; ofst; tgif
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To: r-q-tek86
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in AUSTIN." You mean Massachusetts, right?
G-d blessed Texas with His own hand.
Brought down angels from the promised land
He gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you want to see Heaven, brother, here's your chance.
I've been sent to spread the message
G-d blessed Texas.
- Little Texas
Shalom.
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posted on
08/12/2005 10:26:11 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
To: JimWforBush
You were lust too. Oh Faria we were made for each other!
262
posted on
08/12/2005 10:26:11 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Squantos; Cagey; Larry Lucido
To: ArGee
264
posted on
08/12/2005 10:28:26 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: r-q-tek86
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN AUGUST WHEN. . . . You forgot one.
You have to take your jacket with you in July to wear INSIDE the Baptist Church because some idiot in a 3-piece suit cranked the AC down to 66.
Shalom. P.S. My apologies, I meant Deacon Idiot
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posted on
08/12/2005 10:28:37 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
To: Lady Jag
That calls for genuine feline action.
266
posted on
08/12/2005 10:28:48 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(I'm adrift, my tagline just snapped)
To: StinkyDilly
What I am working on now, will look like this.

I figure, about another year hopefully by next summer.
267
posted on
08/12/2005 10:30:04 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: ArGee
Note: If you are not a resident of TEXAS or never have lived in the hot, humid Southwest, you may not understand the weight of this blessing!
Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.
Bless the walls where termites dine,
While ants and roaches march in time.
Bless our yard where spiders pass
Fire ant castles in the grass.
Bless the garage, a home to please
Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.
Bless the love bugs, two by two,
The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
In TEXAS, Lord, you've put them all!
But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.
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posted on
08/12/2005 10:30:47 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: StinkyDilly
269
posted on
08/12/2005 10:31:33 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage)
To: MotleyGirl70
Can you find 7 things wrong with this room? I knew it was coming... and still jumped...
270
posted on
08/12/2005 10:32:22 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: JimWforBush
Thats a gorgeous car.....
271
posted on
08/12/2005 10:32:42 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Who knows? not me........)
To: The_Victor
That's sad.
Toyota Prius... barf.
272
posted on
08/12/2005 10:32:58 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.)
To: MotleyGirl70; bad company
273
posted on
08/12/2005 10:33:01 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You are...Happy. You are always happy and fun to be
around but sometimes you come off as
over-bearing. You often seem giddy and ready
for the world.
What Is Your Problem?brought to you by Quizilla
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posted on
08/12/2005 10:33:34 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: peacebaby
reminds me of this one...
A guy gets a horrible sunburn on his vacation on Waikiki Beach, and calls the hotel doctor.
Doc arrives with his nurse, strips him down and instructs the nurse to apply various ointments and then cover him with a sheet.
Finally, the doc tells the nurse to administer a Viagra...when she asks why, he tells her "To keep the sheet off most of his sunburn".
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Sure, you pick, see post 267
277
posted on
08/12/2005 10:35:56 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: r-q-tek86
***LOL***
I'm loving that blessing..found a snake in our pool filter day before yesterday...guess he was also trying to escape the Texas heat...
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posted on
08/12/2005 10:36:22 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Who knows? not me........)
Comment #279 Removed by Moderator
To: MotleyGirl70
I remember this one ;)
Reading the comments is a hoot!
280
posted on
08/12/2005 10:37:10 AM PDT
by
najida
(Tentacles....Someone mentioned tentacles and I can't get them off my mind.)
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