Big John, Big Bad John

BOBTHENAILER

[BOBTHENAILER]

Big John, Big John
Big Bad John

To be sung to the tune of Jimmy Dean's classic county tune.

Ev'ry mornin' at the UN you could see him arrive
He stood five foot nine and weighed one sixty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Chrissy Dodd sures hates now that John’s at home
He was recessed into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.

Kennedy said he came from dept of State
Where he got in a fight over a Terror Slate
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Liberal staffer to the Promised Land-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Then came the day at the corrupt UN
When a scandal cracked and men started cryin'
The scum were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John

Through the crime and corruption of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that diploRATS knew well
Grabbed a saggin' group that, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
A diploRAT yelled out "There's a light up above "
And a thousand scum scrambled from a would-be cell
Now there's only one left down there to tell-Big John

With lawyers and subpoenas they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that place
Everybody knew it was the end of the race for Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this place lies a hell of man, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
FADE (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

[BOBTHENAILER]

More country fun, celebratin' that magnificent recess appointment.

[reagan_fanatic]

And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand Sent a Liberal staffer to the Promised Land-Big John

LOL - well, we can dream, can't we?

[BOBTHENAILER]

Shovin' it down the Liberals' throat

[BOBTHENAILER]

Yes we can dream and have fun doing it.

Actually, this is all Ken5050's fault, he suggested that I do it. lol

[Dog Gone]

I love it. We'll have to fight the fight again in January of 2007, but I can live with that.

[Grampa Dave]

[BOBTHENAILER]

Fightin' the fight in 07 is really gonna be fun after he's had a chance to tear things up there.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Perfect adddition to the thread.

[Grampa Dave]

[BOBTHENAILER]

Getting better all the time.

[Grampa Dave]

[BOBTHENAILER]

John Scary would love this thread.

[doug from upland]

Let's continue to blast away at them, Bob. Mocking them is so much fun.

[eleni121]

Brilliant stuff here!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Let's continue to blast away at them, Bob. Mocking them is so much fun.

Ain't it the truth.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Thanks so much. Work like this is so much fun.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Can you shove this over to the Bolton sector also. That way the folks over there can have some funn too.

[SoDak]

Good stuff, Bob

[Liz]

Very clever.....you're a great tunesmith.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Thanks to you both, this was a lotta fun.