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Big John, Big Bad John
BOBTHENAILER
Posted on 08/04/2005 10:19:11 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER
Big John, Big John
Big Bad John
To be sung to the tune of Jimmy Dean's classic county tune.
Ev'ry mornin' at the UN you could see him arrive
He stood five foot nine and weighed one sixty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Chrissy Dodd sures hates now that Johns at home
He was recessed into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.
Kennedy said he came from dept of State
Where he got in a fight over a Terror Slate
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Liberal staffer to the Promised Land-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Then came the day at the corrupt UN
When a scandal cracked and men started cryin'
The scum were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John
Through the crime and corruption of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that diploRATS knew well
Grabbed a saggin' group that, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
A diploRAT yelled out "There's a light up above "
And a thousand scum scrambled from a would-be cell
Now there's only one left down there to tell-Big John
With lawyers and subpoenas they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that place
Everybody knew it was the end of the race for Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this place lies a hell of man, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
FADE (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: badassmoustache; bigbadgeorge; bolton; chrissydodd; kennedy; liberalswrithing; recessappointments
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More country fun, celebratin' that magnificent recess appointment.
To: BOBTHENAILER
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand Sent a Liberal staffer to the Promised Land-Big John
LOL - well, we can dream, can't we?
To: ken5050; Grampa Dave; SierraWasp; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Southack; PhilDragoo; expat_panama; ...
Shovin' it down the Liberals' throat
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:22:35 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: reagan_fanatic; doug from upland
Yes we can dream and have fun doing it.
Actually, this is all Ken5050's fault, he suggested that I do it. lol
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:24:28 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: BOBTHENAILER
I love it. We'll have to fight the fight again in January of 2007, but I can live with that.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:28:14 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: BOBTHENAILER
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:30:46 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(The civilized world must win WW IV/the Final Crusade and destroy Jihadism!)
To: Dog Gone
Fightin' the fight in 07 is really gonna be fun after he's had a chance to tear things up there.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:30:54 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: Grampa Dave
Perfect adddition to the thread.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:32:04 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: BOBTHENAILER
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:36:48 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(The civilized world must win WW IV/the Final Crusade and destroy Jihadism!)
To: Grampa Dave
Getting better all the time.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:39:30 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: BOBTHENAILER
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:42:03 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(The civilized world must win WW IV/the Final Crusade and destroy Jihadism!)
To: Grampa Dave
John Scary would love this thread.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:48:54 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: BOBTHENAILER
Let's continue to blast away at them, Bob. Mocking them is so much fun.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:49:42 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(The Hillary documentary is coming)
To: BOBTHENAILER
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:53:31 AM PDT
by
eleni121
('Thou hast conquered, O Galilean!' (Julian the Apostate))
To: doug from upland
Let's continue to blast away at them, Bob. Mocking them is so much fun. Ain't it the truth.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:55:30 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: eleni121
Thanks so much. Work like this is so much fun.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:56:34 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: Admin Moderator
Can you shove this over to the Bolton sector also. That way the folks over there can have some funn too.
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posted on
08/04/2005 10:58:07 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: BOBTHENAILER
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posted on
08/04/2005 11:00:13 AM PDT
by
SoDak
To: BOBTHENAILER
Very clever.....you're a great tunesmith.
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posted on
08/04/2005 11:24:25 AM PDT
by
Liz
(You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
To: SoDak; Liz
Thanks to you both, this was a lotta fun.
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posted on
08/04/2005 11:31:27 AM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
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