Posted on 07/29/2005 7:51:34 AM PDT by pissant
"You want to drink one of the three major beer brands, yet luckily aren't burdened by any concerns of how beer tastes. Commercials have a hypnotic effect on you; additionally, you find Cedric the Entertainer to be very hilarious. There is also a large chance that you are from St. Louis or surrounding areas, and thus have a blind allegiance to all Anheuser-Busch products; an allegiance that is only enhanced by the Jumbo cups of beer served at Cardinals games."
Sorry for the error!!!!
Strange how the Keystone & Bud light are identical.
Like giving your dog an ox tail. ;o)
What? No mention of Miller Lite!
I think mine come home empty. I don't know what the hell happens to them?!
Actually, Keystone would do that to my husband. His skin literally stunk from it. From what I understand, Keystone Light is the same thing as Coors Light, but differently packaged to garner the "hobby drinker" market, whereas Coors Light is priced higher and promoted and packaged to be attractive to the "Look at me! I'm almost 21 and drinking BEER! I'm SOOOO Bad." The cans are usually found burnt and charred (somewhat...cans don't burn dummies) in a hillbilly firepit in the woods.
We both drink Michelob light when the occasion calls for someone picking up a six pack or two. Tastes good as well. Personally, I'm a Yuengling Lager gal. I wonder what that says about me.
Anyone here remember Genesee Cream Ale? It sounds like it would taste really good, but it's only something your dad would drink.
"You want to drink one of the three major beer brands, yet luckily aren't burdened by any concerns of how beer tastes..."
Bingo
Hoppin' Gator.
The only guy I knew who drank this also dipped his cigarettes in gasoline.
I guess it helped the flavor.
Oh geez. Pissant. I shoulda known. You always make me laugh.
see post 3 for correction!
Beer needs no invitation. The door is wide open! :o)
Get out of my head.
It's like going into a "beer bar" with 40 premium micro-brews on tap and over 100 in the fridge (Oh, how I miss Elmer Sudds and the Frambosenbier on draft) and then proceed to order a bottle of Coors Lite.
Definitely a gal with good taste! :-)
Yes, I had a few "beer-beers" in my day. They made it at the Lucky Lager brewery in Vancouver, Washington. It was Lucky beer in a different can!
They still sell MIller Lite? LOL
We used to get that crap cheap. Either that, red, White & Blue or Narragansett. About $6 a case when I was in high school. Load up the old station wagon!
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