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DAY 65 DUmmies Held Hostage
July 1, 2005

Posted on 07/01/2005 1:30:10 PM PDT by franksolich

DUMMIE ALERT!


DUMMIE ALERT!


DYSFUNCTION!


DISSONANCE!


DISCOMBOBULATION!


IN DUMMIELAND!


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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: bison; du; dummies
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Day 65 of the DUmmies held hostage by the Andyites.

Anything happen while I was gone?

1 posted on 07/01/2005 1:30:10 PM PDT by franksolich
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To: stands2reason; commonguymd; eyespysomething; Repub4bush; volvox; mozrock; ShorelineMike; ...

Well, it looks like the Andyites have finally discovered one of their principal allies has been absent.....for more than a month.


2 posted on 07/01/2005 1:31:29 PM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued)
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Indeed. Mr. Pitt has not even bothered to sign the lovely card that one of the DUmmies posted for dear Andy. Mr. Pitt is certainly being rude and indifferent to Mr. Stephenson lately.

My, my, my. How times do change. Why, it was only a month ago that Mr. Pitt defended the honor of his dear "friend" Mr. Stephenson from all those nasty and horrible "graveyard rats". And now look at him. He has abandoned dear Andy in his time of need.

Why shame on you, Mr. Pitt!
3 posted on 07/01/2005 1:47:19 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("I am not at all comfortable going to Andy for confirmation of anything."- William Rivers Pitt)
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To: franksolich

Well, DUH! If they would just shut their pie-holes for a minute in time they might just discover that they don't need to be donating any more money to Scamdy, the Round Red One! Bunch of DUmmies!


4 posted on 07/01/2005 2:03:42 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS THE TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA! GOTTA LOVE W!)
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To: LUV W

To me, that is the difference between authentic honest sincere members of democraticunderground and the Andyites.

Some people look at the whole wide world around them, and adapt accordingly.

Other people decide what they want the world to be, and then decide that is the way it is.

The second category of people have the unhappy experience of getting blindsided by unexpected experiences and rude awakenings.....such as how the Andyites were discombobulated three weeks--three weeks!--three weeks!--three weeks!--before they were ever aware the DUmmie FUnnies existed.

That was the "status" of the Andyites on Memorial Day, a little over a month ago--they were three weeks behind the rest of the world. But rather than making any progress in getting this fraud back on track, it now appears they are four, perhaps five, weeks behind the rest of us.


5 posted on 07/01/2005 2:29:26 PM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued)
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To: franksolich

That is a very good description of the Andyites. Their little world in their parents' basement doesn't allow for thinking outside the box. They are so removed from the reality of the outside world that adapting to new situations is just like shaking the ant farm. They just scurry around with no purpose and no goal except to protect the queen--which in this case is Andy--literally! LOL!


6 posted on 07/01/2005 2:35:38 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS THE TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA! GOTTA LOVE W!)
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To: franksolich

"Anything happen while I was gone?"

Your life was threatened by benburch.


7 posted on 07/01/2005 2:38:46 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: imskylark

Such is life, madam.

Unlike the Andyites, I EXPECT consequences to whatever I do, some of them unanticipated.

Andyites on the other hand expect ONLY those consequences they wish to happen.....but the world isn't that way, doesn't work that way.

It's cool, it's copacetic, life is good, it's going to be a great 4th of July, &c., &c., &c.


8 posted on 07/01/2005 2:47:45 PM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued)
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To: franksolich
This is Savage243 from Ree's laptop...
Seems to me the dummies forgot the most important fact.We are all American first and we have the rights our forefathers fought for.
Rights that we're proud to stand for,and fight for..
When the Dummies don't know where bacon comes from .
They better realize that we the working American's are paying for and supporting their useless ego's by paying our tax's.
9 posted on 07/01/2005 2:48:48 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: franksolich; All
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL!!

From: Savage243 and Ree...
10 posted on 07/01/2005 2:51:27 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker

Highly likely dummies don't know where bacon comes from as most of them probably don't eat meat.

Cindie


11 posted on 07/01/2005 3:04:10 PM PDT by gardencatz ("...the handshake, the cough, the kiss, There is always a wicked secret, a private reason for this.")
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To: franksolich

Please add me to the ping list


12 posted on 07/01/2005 3:15:27 PM PDT by Savage243
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To: imskylark
Several DUmmies have threatened the President from time to time, too.
13 posted on 07/01/2005 3:18:08 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: franksolich

Sounds like you made some DUmmies mad ;-) Just let me know and I will fly down and we will have a DUmmie DUncan contest ;)


14 posted on 07/01/2005 3:41:47 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Family's)
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To: Savage243

You're on the DUmmie Alert! ping list, sir, which is quite large.

When examining the "demographics" of the ping list, it appears that about half are members of Free Republic, and the other half members of democraticunderground over here to find out what is going on (this is after all NOT an ideological issue).


15 posted on 07/01/2005 3:43:59 PM PDT by franksolich (let tyrants fear.....Elizabeth I, 1588)
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To: franksolich

Savage243 thanks you sir.


16 posted on 07/01/2005 3:49:16 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker

Excuse my ignorance, but what is the Ping list?


17 posted on 07/01/2005 3:55:05 PM PDT by Cruzin2fold (To get to the greener pastures in life, you have to step through a lot of fertilizer.)
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To: Cruzin2fold

It's a long list of members who have an interest in a topic.

If you look at post #2, there's a long list of people.

A lot of times, like in the DUmmies FUnnies, the keeper of the ping list writes "ping." The the the ping at the top of the main pages turns red and says "New posts to you"

Sometimes when we know other members have an interest in a posted topic that we've just discovered but don't see the other poster on it we "ping" them to direct them to the article.


18 posted on 07/01/2005 4:03:54 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Look, I have a brain. I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet! --Meatwad)
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To: Duke Nukum

Thank you Duke

I had seen many people ask to be on a ping list, but was not sure what it was. I would like to be added, if that is OK.


19 posted on 07/01/2005 4:11:12 PM PDT by Cruzin2fold (To get to the greener pastures in life, you have to step through a lot of fertilizer.)
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To: Cruzin2fold

The "ping list" automatically notifies a reader on it that something new has been posted.

In this case, every time there is a new DUmmie Alert!, either as the one at the beginning of the day, or further on in the thread, members of the DUmmie Alert! ping list know about it immediately, because the word "ping" in the upper right-hand part of the screen turns red.

It is convenient, because it saves one having to search.

Also, if one clicks on "pings to you," it pulls up all the publicly-posted messages directed to you.

Most people use the "pings to you" as sort of a "bookmark," to notice what they've already seen, and what's new.

Membership on ping lists is free, no obligation; all one has to do is ask the owner of the ping list.


20 posted on 07/01/2005 4:13:38 PM PDT by franksolich (let tyrants fear.....Elizabeth I, 1588)
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