"Anything happen while I was gone?"
Your life was threatened by benburch.
Such is life, madam.
Unlike the Andyites, I EXPECT consequences to whatever I do, some of them unanticipated.
Andyites on the other hand expect ONLY those consequences they wish to happen.....but the world isn't that way, doesn't work that way.
It's cool, it's copacetic, life is good, it's going to be a great 4th of July, &c., &c., &c.