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DAY 59 DUmmies Held Hostage
June 25, 2005

Posted on 06/25/2005 6:18:49 AM PDT by franksolich

DUMMIE ALERT!


DUMMIE ALERT!


ANDYITES IN DUMMIELAND TO GET NEW SPOKESMAN?


THE OTHERS HAVING FLOPPED?


THE OTHERS FAILING TO ANSWER 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS?


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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: bison; du; dummies
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To: Charles Henrickson; franksolich
Okay, tinfoil hat time:

Going on the theory that some posters reveal themselves by the language they use, this sounded familiar

47. Downtown Call Termite and check yer PM's

I noticed that Spitfire ATJ used the same "yer" in his language over at MM on the mega thread. I haven't noticed anyone else saying that (although someone could have).

Deductive reasoning leads me to believe that Undie has been posting more than I thought he was.

Taking off the tin foil and returning to normal, now!

21 posted on 06/25/2005 8:49:05 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (My family wishes I would cook a meal like they have at Gitmo!)
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To: All
Andy_Stephenson wrote:

the hospital has more roaches than a roach motel. . . . a hospital tech came by and told me that what I thought were roaches...are not roaches. Something called silverfish...so I am relieved at that.

See, I'm wondering if the Mendacious Medicated Mendicant is not hallucinating. Maybe they need to adjust his meds.

Have y'all seen the new Batman movie? The gas that causes people to hallucinate in panic over what they fear? Maybe Undie had a bad experience with roaches as a child.

22 posted on 06/25/2005 8:53:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Undie Stephenson, the Mendacious Mendicant.)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix; Amityschild; LUV W; jsh3180; SWAMPSNIPER; imskylark; Repub4bush; KJC1; ...
Can I call your cell?

They've got the poor man in a CELL, for cryin' out loud! D*mn bloodsuckers!

23 posted on 06/25/2005 8:57:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Undie Stephenson, the Mendacious Mendicant.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Not just any cell either, but one crawling in silverfish.


24 posted on 06/25/2005 9:01:18 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: franksolich
And, I was contacted by a whale of a web-site, interested in swallowing that mighty minnow of a web-site, Scamdy, once this is all said-and-done. The big web-site specializes in internet scams minus the already-well-known Nigerian e-mails.
 
Is this, as in prevention, or are they the culprits? Why or what are they interested in, the name? 

25 posted on 06/25/2005 9:26:12 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; franksolich
Thanks Charles!

Note to Frank....see tag line lol

I must find the post but in March, the RRO was sitting in his garden (in Seattle) looking at his flowers and reflecting on his life. He was describing all the foliage starting to bloom.

He mentioned his "fresia"(spelled Freesia,BTW)

Well, Freesia grows in the tropics, or very warm climate, and the temp in Seattle in March was between 40-50 degrees.

After this post I am waiting for the RRO to say his garden is actually a greenhouse.

He seems to change his story to try and keep up with our facts...LOL

26 posted on 06/25/2005 9:40:32 AM PDT by Repub4bush ("Official Foliage Finder" ------Mark Levin the next supreme court justice! :))
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To: Charles Henrickson

I hate being in pain and the hospital has more roaches than a roach motel. I am so ready for this to resolve one way or another. I have tried to be strong...but I just don't have it in me anymore.

I really really find this statement hard to believe! Every time I have been under the knife, the first thing they were interested in was pain management. It is very difficult to heal if you are in constant pain. He complains about getting a friggin aspirin for Scamdy's sake!

Could it be his doctor has cut him off because he does not believe he has pain? If that is the case I would say his surgery wasn't nearly as invasive as he is letting on.

Last time I was in, the nurses were downright annoying making sure I was comfortable and not in any pain. What kind of hospital is this. Sounds more like a cheap motel. Maybe his significant other has gave him the boot for not sharing in the windfall.


27 posted on 06/25/2005 9:42:17 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us; franksolich; MisterRepublican
What kind of hospital is this. Sounds more like a cheap motel.

It is actually one of the premier medical centers in the country, right there in Seattle, also one of the leading centers for pancreatic cancer. It is top-notch.

But Undie is a drama queen, and this helps justify the JHH fundraiser (notice where dirtybenburch goes with this in his post), as well as Undie's "politicize-my-plight!" last-will-and-testament plea to demand universal health care for all.

28 posted on 06/25/2005 10:27:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Undie Stephenson, the Mendacious Mendicant.)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
Hospital, scmospital. It's probably a Day Spa.
29 posted on 06/25/2005 11:01:20 AM PDT by MisterRepublican ("I am not at all comfortable going to Andy for confirmation of anything."- William Rivers Pitt)
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To: MisterRepublican
Hospital, scmospital. It's probably a Day Spa Bath House.
30 posted on 06/25/2005 2:16:44 PM PDT by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

http://www.internet-fraud.com/internet-fraud/


31 posted on 06/25/2005 3:18:04 PM PDT by franksolich (they shall be scattered as chaff in the wind)
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To: stands2reason; commonguymd; eyespysomething; Repub4bush; volvox; mozrock; ShorelineMike; ...
DUMMIE ALERT!


DUMMIE ALERT!


ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW!


SINCE THE DUMMIE PUNIDIOT "WILLIAM PITT" LAST PONTIFICATED ON THE SITUATION!


THE FLAMING WIT, THE SCHOLASTIC HISTORIAN, OF DUMMIELAND IGNORING THE RED ROUND ONE?


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Well, he's been to California, he's been to Washington, D.C., he's nailed some papers on the doors of the White House, and so he's filled the internet with considerable wordage--but oddly, remains silent about this, uh, particular matter.

Has the wordsmith of DUmmieland been had, and doesn't know it, has the wordsmith of DUmmieland been had, and knows it, or might something else be going on behind the thick curtains?

32 posted on 06/25/2005 3:42:52 PM PDT by franksolich (they shall be scattered as chaff in the wind)
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To: franksolich

Maybe DUmmie Punidiot Pitt finally figured out that the only people that understood (and had a lot of laughs at)his excessive verbage were right here in the DUmmie FUnnies and he sure didn't want to entertain us as much as we wanted him too!


33 posted on 06/25/2005 3:47:17 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA!)
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To: franksolich
I think Will has seen the light!

Come on Will keep walking... a little closer.. a little closer.. to the dark side :)

34 posted on 06/25/2005 3:48:14 PM PDT by Repub4bush ("Official Foliage Finder" ------Mark Levin the next supreme court justice! :))
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To: franksolich

Two Andy threads on DU in the last few days, zero Will Pitt comments to them.

Veddy, veddy interesting.


35 posted on 06/25/2005 3:54:59 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: KJC1

Anyone remember the scene from Bram Strokers Dracula, with Keanu Reeves? The scene where the "vampiresses feed on Keanu". I bet Will Pitt knows this scene well.


36 posted on 06/25/2005 4:12:27 PM PDT by Cruzin2fold (To get to the greener pastures in life, you have to step through a lot of fertilizer.)
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To: Cruzin2fold

Could you be a tad bit more descriptive in that scene?

<<deaf, doesn't know movies very well.


37 posted on 06/25/2005 4:20:39 PM PDT by franksolich (they shall be scattered as chaff in the wind)
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To: franksolich

Sure.

His character enters the vampires lair. He sends notes home that he is fine, and all is well in Andy/Dracula land. He knows this is false but yet he does it. Then dracula's team descends on his last morsels of intergrity and sucks it dry. Much like Team Scamdy has done to the Will Pitt carcass.


38 posted on 06/25/2005 4:24:27 PM PDT by Cruzin2fold (To get to the greener pastures in life, you have to step through a lot of fertilizer.)
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To: Cruzin2fold

That could very well be it, sir; in fact, I would almost bet the farm that that's it.

The problem with the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" is that he wants so badly, too badly, to "believe;" to believe anything and everything people whom he admires, tells him.

And he will believe, and believe, and believe--even though subconsciously he knows it's all wrong--and persist in believing, no matter how many times he's betrayed.

A dull person, yes, but also a very complicated person, the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt." He CAN see using his own eyes, but prefers to see using the eyes of others.

And so the tragedy of "William Pitt," which goes a long way in explaining the differences between the Andyites on one hand, and Republicans and Democrats on the other hand.

The DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" looks about for people to admire, and once he finds one, that admired person can do no wrong, no matter what he does.

On the other hand, sane rational people such as Republicans and regular Democrats, admire characteristics and values and principles, and then admire people with those.


39 posted on 06/25/2005 4:33:01 PM PDT by franksolich (they shall be scattered as chaff in the wind)
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To: KJC1

Two Andy threads on DU in the last few days, zero Will Pitt comments to them. Veddy, veddy interesting.

Maybe he banged his thumb when he was nailing his nonsense to the White House door and it is very painful for Mr. Rivers Pitt to type now?

Or maybe he started reading some of his essays and has fallen into a deep deep coma? Or, quite possibly, a comma.

40 posted on 06/25/2005 4:58:44 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Flame retardant)
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