Well, he's been to California, he's been to Washington, D.C., he's nailed some papers on the doors of the White House, and so he's filled the internet with considerable wordage--but oddly, remains silent about this, uh, particular matter.
Has the wordsmith of DUmmieland been had, and doesn't know it, has the wordsmith of DUmmieland been had, and knows it, or might something else be going on behind the thick curtains?