DAY 59 DUmmies Held Hostage

June 25, 2005

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

ANDYITES IN DUMMIELAND TO GET NEW SPOKESMAN?

THE OTHERS HAVING FLOPPED?

THE OTHERS FAILING TO ANSWER 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS?

[franksolich]

Well, let's see.....we went through the DUmmiette, and then there was the cursing one, and then there was the writer, and then there was the dirty one, and then there was the DUmmie "meth," and then there was the dirty one again.....none of which appear to have worked out.

Is it possible, perhaps, they failed because they themselves really do not know?

Time will tell, and time is hastening on.

[franksolich]

Day 59; almost as many days as there are minutes in an hour.

[Amityschild]

3! Do we do that here??

[Amityschild]

I'm so out of the loop...haven't kept up in at least a week.

[franksolich]

Well, yes, you may do that here, madam, but you get brownie points if you add some illumination or thoughts or speculations about what the Head Warden "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation," too.

[franksolich]

You got to be kidding.

You might want to wait until the book comes out.

By the way, does anybody remember who the "foliage finder" was, who researched hotel and motel interior decorations in the earlier stages of this controversy?

[franksolich]

Oh, and among other things, due to stealth tactics of the Andyites in DUmmieland, the Head Warden "Skinner" had to ban discussion of chicken in DUmmieland.

No more innocuous chicken kiev or fried chicken recipes in DUmmieland.

Apparently the Andyites were trying to get around the ban about discussing what the Head Warden "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation" by speaking in code.

And, I was contacted by a whale of a web-site, interested in swallowing that mighty minnow of a web-site, Scamdy, once this is all said-and-done. The big web-site specializes in internet scams minus the already-well-known Nigerian e-mails.

I said I would consult with the owners of Scamdy, but probably yeah, sure, why not, but not until three simple easy questions are answered, and we're about as close to those answers as we were 59 days ago.

[luvie]

Head Warden Skinner has banned so many subjects in DUmmieland, pretty soon all they are going to have to talk about is Skinner himself..............hmmmmmmmm, maybe there is madness in his method!

I have been gone a few days--you mean those geniuses over there still can't answer three simple questions? tsk, tsk!!!

[Amityschild]

Chicken? OMG...Now that's one for the books.

That's very interesting about the whale site..and thank you kind sir for the update!

Amity

[Amityschild]

pretty soon all they are going to have to talk about is Skinner himself

You forget the BFEE, PNAC, Hate *, Hate Shrub, Rove is Evil, Rethugs are stoopid...you get my drift

[jsh3180]

Theres a post over at the DUmp Lounge, authored by Scamdy, talking about being in the hospital again. Says he's been in 4 or 5 days. First I heard of it.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Hey, looks like Andy still has spending money!

[jla]

Princess Mette-Marit thinking -
"I wish Franksolich would resume his Norwegian topics threads"

[Charles Henrickson]

By the way, does anybody remember who the "foliage finder" was, who researched hotel and motel interior decorations in the earlier stages of this controversy?

That would be Repub4bush, Tracer of Lost Foliage.

[Charles Henrickson]

You know, there are many Norwegians in Seattle. Maybe one of them can help smuggle Undie over to Norway, to some isolated summer cabin on the far side of a fjord, when Undie has to flee the country.

Then frank can combine his threads.

[imskylark]

Yes, they say he is back in a hospital in Seattle. He said it was a regular roach motel. One of his spokesmen, apparently responding to our disbelief that the hospital would have roaches, stated that the hospital would have roaches because they serve food. Brilliant, eh? Andy's on a liquid diet. I hope he checks his soup before he drinks it. It may not be all liquid.

[Charles Henrickson]

Theres a post over at the DUmp Lounge, authored by Scamdy, talking about being in the hospital again. Says he's been in 4 or 5 days.

Yup. Yesterday the Mendacious Medicated Mendicant started this thread, which has garnered many comments:

I am so over being f***ing SICK [asterisks used to avoid DUmmie profanity]

Being in the hospital...having nothing but clear liquids 3 times a day for 4 days...

I hate being in pain and the hospital has more roaches than a roach motel. I am so ready for this to resolve one way or another. I have tried to be strong...but I just don't have it in me anymore.

Thanks for letting me rant.

Andy

Edit: Who must I sleepwith in here to get 2 f***ing tylenols?

[KJC1]

One of his spokesmen, apparently responding to our disbelief that the hospital would have roaches, stated that the hospital would have roaches because they serve food. Brilliant, eh?

That really was one of the stupidest things yet. 5-star hotels serve food too, so I guess there should be roaches crawling all over them. 5-star restaurants must be roach infested as well. Rob G's kitchen must be roach infested too, I guess, since he thinks where there is food there are roaches, lol!

[CAluvdubya]

Don't forget that after reading our posts of disbelief, Andy backtracked on at least two things:

1. The roaches turned out to be silverfish (which is still dumb for such a grand hospital).
2. Andy first claimed to be sick of the pain and needed Tylenol. Later, (after learning here) he informed his minions that the Tylenol was for his fever not for pain.

Andy really should have learned more about being ill before he started this little venture.

[Charles Henrickson]

Here are highlights from the DU Lounge thread, I am so over being f***ing SICK, started yesterday by the Mendacious Medicated Mendicant (with asterisks used to avoid DUmmie profanity):

Andy_Stephenson
I am so over being f***ing SICK
Being in the hospital...having nothing but clear liquids 3 times a day for 4 days...
I hate being in pain and the hospital has more roaches than a roach motel. I am so ready for this to resolve one way or another. I have tried to be strong...but I just don't have it in me anymore.
Thanks for letting me rant.
Andy
Edit: Who must I sleepwith in here to get 2 f***ing tylenols?

Andy_Stephenson
9. I asked the nurse about 20 minutes ago
the old biddy has still not come back with them! WTF??? And is asking for a cup of ice too much to ask for?

Andy_Stephenson [in response to sfextpat2000]
11. I am getting off line will you call me
please?

sfexpat2000
19. Tylenol has landed and Termite will soon.
I think this is the weekend shift settling in on the ward.

benburch
20. Next time you get up there to see Andy...
Hug both him and Termite for me, OK?
Is Amtrak still running the Coast Limited?

sfexpat2000
21. Ben, the only time I see Andy is when he posts.
Not sure about Amtrak. Sounds painless, though, if they have a line up there.

benburch
24. This is the sort of hospital you can get into on Medicaid
And people wonder why we had to raise the money to send him to Johns Hopkins!

greatauntoftriplets
35. Get Termite to kick some arse....
I know that Mom and Sis would be, except their ETA is still a couple days off.

Andy_Stephenson
42. It's not pain...
I have been running a mystery fever of 102 for the last week or so.

theplutsnw (22 posts)
45. Andy, where are you????
Can I come see you, would love to try to cheer you up. Can I call your cell?
Alyssa

Andy_Stephenson
47. Downtown Call Termite and check yer PM's
come see me if you want.

Andy_Stephenson
48. WHEW Big relief...
a hospital tech came by and told me that what I thought were roaches...are not roaches. Something called silverfish...so I am relieved at that.
I got solid food for lunch...ok now I am feeling better. This AM though...I was grumpy and bumming. But still sick of being sick.