Posted on 06/15/2005 9:14:02 AM PDT by missyme
I am sure we all have some funny stories to share on this topic!
Where's Laz?..he could fill a whole server by himself..
OMG!!! I have to go to my "happy place" now...yikes!
That was you?
It's Darksheare's story; I'm just a preserver of his acquired wisdom.
You & me Brother!!! You & me...
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It was a fix-up, double date deal but I had been shown a picture and the girl was attractive - to the Neanderthal me anyway. I show up at the appointed time and she is there and she is in fact very attractive to the Neanderthal me.
So being a realist, I immediately think: NO way this girl needs to be fixed up like this - what is the deal here?
The second she opened her mouth to speak I found out what the deal was. This person was incredibly annoying and "empty headed". Intelligent conversation with this person was completely out of the question. What a long night that was.
day10
How'd ya get a picture of my Granny's feet!?!
Seriously, cutting her toenails was one of my 'jobs'---told ya I had a rotten childhood ;)
Flattered, but I don't swing that way.
Unless you meant something else... ;o)
*snicker*
I can tell you one thing for sure, they DON'T look like post #54! ;)
Those are the ackward dates.....Sometimes when you go out as friends first then maybe it will lead into more....
If someone else can glean some lesson out of it, and a few laughs, then it was worth the experience.
Of course, I learned not to trust a woman with deep pocketed pants on, or who says after heavy kissing "You're more like a brother."
Back in '72, a girl that I had gone out and broken up with about a year earlier started showing some interest again so I thought (like a complete idiot) "why not?" It lasted until I lit up a smoke - I guess she spent the year away from me becoming a tobacco nazi. So I took her home, not saying a word to each other the whole way, dropped her off and went to find some some friends, and grab about a dozen beers to drown my sorrows.
I've never dated anyone but my wife. After 15 years of marriage, it's been good so far.
Unless it's Angelina Jolie.
Speaking of prom.
My date and I were engaged, and we got into the most vicious fight you can imagine on the way to the prom.
When we finally got there, she refused to get out of the car. I said "Fine, I'll go by myself." But, when I got to the door, they would not let me in without a date.
I was so angry, I stormed back to my car and did donuts in the parking lot, scaring the mess out of my date. Of course, to make the night complete, I was pulled over by a cop.
Man. My prom night sucked.
LOL..I know what ya mean, I had once went out with this guy that talked so hip slang I guess you would call it I kept asking him :What do you mean by that!?
For instance he would say "Well tonight were gonna get it on!? ME? What they heck do you mean by that!!!
you and your date were "engaged" in what?
Ummmmmm....
It's a family site.
#$%^&! You stole my line!! =P
We had to clean and repair one of the city's cesspools that was leaking raw sewage.
We started the work on a Monday. It took us a week to do the work.
After the first two days our Dad put us up in a local motel rather than have us in the house. The restaurant did not normally offer room service. They made an exception for us.
After work on Friday we went on a double date. We picked up his date first. 5 minutes later we arrived at my date's house. His date went running from the car and told my date not to go. Just as she was asking "Why?" she caught wind of us. Our dates bid us a good evening and my date drove my brother's date home as we went back to the motel for room service.
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