Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...
Smokers' Lounge
Posted on 04/15/2005 10:55:32 AM PDT by Just another Joe
Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...
Smokers' Lounge
Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...
Actually the correc phrase is:
"Let's get drunk and #39!"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1384376/posts
Sounds like me still today.
Subject: Bacon n Eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little mad, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
And Cheerful.
I can't stand them.
Well..........that's not my favorite but more power to ya! Seems to me to be a bit more work than others!
Thanks for the dirty shot glass too!
Hey, CG, what about free shipping?
Don't thank me.
House policy.
You don't wanta know how we clean 'em
It is always best to leave that as a mystery.
Back in a bit. Help yourself to what's behind the bar. (Except the waitress)
I don't know which I dislike more - shopping or driving.
Hubby offered earlier for me to go out because our normal Friday date time is out because of the yung'un being home sick and I looked at him like he was nuts. I barely got 5 hours sleep last night and I've had a couple of beers - there is NO WAY I'm going to get in the car and drive 25 miles to one of our favorite watering holes.
THE BEST !
Thanks for the ping, She Lion! And I had heard tell of this lounge before, so I am glad to see it's up and running!
Hey, since it's a "virtual" bar, does that mean I can have a "virtual" drink, too?
LOL!
That's my kind of BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a hoot!!!!!!!!!!!
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