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Signs Your Blind Date Might Not Work Out
TheSoko ^
Posted on 03/30/2005 8:47:56 AM PST by waynebobo
9. Her beard is heavier than yours.
8. You're the first person she's dated who isn't an extended family members.
5. She kind of resembles Janet Reno... without makeup.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; notaboutterri; top10
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posted on
03/30/2005 8:47:58 AM PST
by
waynebobo
To: Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; pissant
2
posted on
03/30/2005 8:54:38 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: waynebobo
"I was voted blind date gal of the year 6 times"
3
posted on
03/30/2005 8:55:19 AM PST
by
kingattax
(If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, can you read all right ?)
To: kingattax
Wow, thanks for taking care of my inclination to eat lunch!
4
posted on
03/30/2005 8:56:55 AM PST
by
kassie
("It's the soldier who allows freedom of speech, not the reporter..")
To: waynebobo
Her "seeing eye" dog humps your leg....
5
posted on
03/30/2005 8:57:03 AM PST
by
pissant
To: waynebobo
He calls his mom during the date to check in.
He ask you for a ride home because his bicycle is in the shop.
He starts every sentence with "Ya know baby...."
6
posted on
03/30/2005 8:59:22 AM PST
by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: najida
Mine was between dinner and the movie, when he whipped out a joint and said, "Mind if I smoke?"
To: kassie
8
posted on
03/30/2005 9:07:32 AM PST
by
kingattax
(If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, can you read all right ?)
To: waynebobo
"6. She lets you know that she can't stay out late because her lesbian girlfriend is coming over later."
When I was in the Navy I dated a woman for about 5 months. It ended when she told me that her fiance was coming back from a Mediterranean deployment in about a week.
9
posted on
03/30/2005 9:33:16 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: fredhead
OUCH!! Hopefully it was not a buddy of yours from basic. That happened to my friends brother.
10
posted on
03/30/2005 9:58:11 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
No, never knew the guy before. But she worked in one of the bars here in Norfolk, so I just showed up one night and introduced myself to him and informed him of how she was being "faithful" while he was gone.
Mess with my heart, will she!!!!
11
posted on
03/30/2005 10:10:57 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: waynebobo
I dont mind blind dates as long as they can keep up and the stick doesn't get in the way.
12
posted on
03/30/2005 10:14:13 AM PST
by
CougarGA7
(The auto-focus on my photographic memory is broken.)
To: waynebobo
A good date is when she tells you she has just taken an alum and honey douche.
13
posted on
03/30/2005 10:15:06 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
To: pissant
See post #12. Great minds think alike.
14
posted on
03/30/2005 10:16:34 AM PST
by
CougarGA7
(The auto-focus on my photographic memory is broken.)
To: fredhead
Hopefully he didn't try to hit you. Why is it they turn their anger on the wrong person.
15
posted on
03/30/2005 10:23:10 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: waynebobo
My mother set me up on a blind date with a guy who was about three inches shorter than I.
You would assume your mother knew how tall you are....
Not mine!
16
posted on
03/30/2005 10:46:22 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: Dashing Dasher
My mother set me up with her arobics instructor. Cute girl.
Dumb as a stump.
17
posted on
03/30/2005 10:49:32 AM PST
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: waynebobo
6. She lets you know that she can't stay out late because her lesbian girlfriend is coming over later. Some may argue that point.
To: patton
Our mothers went to the same mothering school.
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:54:14 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: mountaineer
Mine was between dinner and the movie, when he whipped out a joint and said, "Mind if I smoke?"I often date musicians. I just expect this now.
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