1 posted on
03/30/2005 8:47:58 AM PST by
waynebobo
To: Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; pissant
2 posted on
03/30/2005 8:54:38 AM PST by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: waynebobo
"I was voted blind date gal of the year 6 times"
3 posted on
03/30/2005 8:55:19 AM PST by
kingattax
(If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, can you read all right ?)
To: waynebobo
Her "seeing eye" dog humps your leg....
5 posted on
03/30/2005 8:57:03 AM PST by
pissant
To: waynebobo
He calls his mom during the date to check in.
He ask you for a ride home because his bicycle is in the shop.
He starts every sentence with "Ya know baby...."
6 posted on
03/30/2005 8:59:22 AM PST by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: waynebobo
"6. She lets you know that she can't stay out late because her lesbian girlfriend is coming over later."
When I was in the Navy I dated a woman for about 5 months. It ended when she told me that her fiance was coming back from a Mediterranean deployment in about a week.
9 posted on
03/30/2005 9:33:16 AM PST by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: waynebobo
I dont mind blind dates as long as they can keep up and the stick doesn't get in the way.
12 posted on
03/30/2005 10:14:13 AM PST by
CougarGA7
(The auto-focus on my photographic memory is broken.)
To: waynebobo
A good date is when she tells you she has just taken an alum and honey douche.
13 posted on
03/30/2005 10:15:06 AM PST by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
To: waynebobo
My mother set me up on a blind date with a guy who was about three inches shorter than I.
You would assume your mother knew how tall you are....
Not mine!
16 posted on
03/30/2005 10:46:22 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: waynebobo
6. She lets you know that she can't stay out late because her lesbian girlfriend is coming over later. Some may argue that point.
To: waynebobo
"You've won a blind date with Stevie Wonder!" -- very old joke from Cheech and Chong-I think.
23 posted on
03/31/2005 12:01:19 AM PST by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
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