The Brit version
1 posted on
03/28/2005 3:39:37 PM PST by
pissant
To: pissant
Where's using the whizzinator to pass a drug test?
To: pissant
"The Brit version"
Yes, the American Spell Checker vomited. I did the clean-up, p.
4 posted on
03/28/2005 3:49:43 PM PST by
7.62 x 51mm
(• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: pissant
The Brit version Prissy little wankers want to talk about manliness?
Besides, I only understood about 1/2 of this gobbledygook.
5 posted on
03/28/2005 3:50:38 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: pissant
Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Hey! This is a family site! :)
7 posted on
03/28/2005 3:52:22 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
To: pissant
17, TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles.BWAHAHAHAHA!! The male equivalent of shoe shopping!
8 posted on
03/28/2005 3:52:52 PM PST by
exnavychick
(There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
To: pissant
Your #1 is being highly contested by lesbians in the PGA.
18 posted on
03/28/2005 4:20:02 PM PST by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: pissant
Pretty thick with the Britspeak, but since I've seen every episode of Cracker, I am prepared.
20 posted on
03/28/2005 4:23:19 PM PST by
Petronski
(If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
To: pissant
Oh good grief. Here are the best things about being a man:
1. Feeling the Harley vibrate underneath you.
2. Drinking a cup of coffee by the campfire, just as the sun comes up. Bacon and eggs cooking on the fire.
3. Making the winning touchdown catch.
4. When she puts her head on your chest and sighs contentedly.
5. Shooting a twelve gauge.
6. Fixing the car and having it start on the first crank when you check it out.
7. Pickup trucks.
8. Getting a Father's Day card.
9. Rappeling off a 100 foot cliff.
10. Picking your wife up and carrying her into the bedroom.
11. Having your kid say, "I want to be just like you when I grow up.", even though you're hoping they'll do a lot better than that.
23 posted on
03/28/2005 4:24:32 PM PST by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: pissant
He's kinda right about the winking thing.
I know..I know, I'm a sad excuse of a feminist! Ha!
24 posted on
03/28/2005 4:24:44 PM PST by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Onyxx
To: pissant
Al bundy moved to the UK?
48 posted on
03/28/2005 5:48:27 PM PST by
usgator
To: pissant
CALLING YOUR MATE A C**T The queen's English leaves a lot to be desired. No wonder I couldn't understand 5/6th of "Shaun of the Dead", thanks g*d for subtitles.
49 posted on
03/28/2005 5:50:51 PM PST by
usgator
To: pissant
Missed a few:
Finding a place to relieve yourself is not a problem,
Not having to get pregnant,
Not having to worry about running out of fem napkins,
Taking 5 minutes to get ready for work or going out
To: pissant
65 posted on
03/28/2005 7:24:32 PM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(Whoever said life isn't fair was cheating.)
To: pissant
ENGLISH! M%@&$%#^@**ER! Do you speak it?
67 posted on
03/28/2005 7:36:11 PM PST by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: pissant
Proof positive we are seperated by a common language.
68 posted on
03/28/2005 7:41:09 PM PST by
NeoCaveman
(Abortion, euthenasia, socialized medicine, don't Democrats just kill you.....)
To: pissant
writing your name in the snow......... away from the house
71 posted on
03/28/2005 11:23:46 PM PST by
beyond the sea
(Colonial Script........... or nationalize The Federal Bank..)
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