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To: pissant
Oh good grief. Here are the best things about being a man:

1. Feeling the Harley vibrate underneath you.
2. Drinking a cup of coffee by the campfire, just as the sun comes up. Bacon and eggs cooking on the fire.
3. Making the winning touchdown catch.
4. When she puts her head on your chest and sighs contentedly.
5. Shooting a twelve gauge.
6. Fixing the car and having it start on the first crank when you check it out.
7. Pickup trucks.
8. Getting a Father's Day card.
9. Rappeling off a 100 foot cliff.
10. Picking your wife up and carrying her into the bedroom.
11. Having your kid say, "I want to be just like you when I grow up.", even though you're hoping they'll do a lot better than that.

23 posted on 03/28/2005 4:24:32 PM PST by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: Richard Kimball

Or making a room clearing fart while your oppenent is taking his turn at darts....


26 posted on 03/28/2005 4:27:46 PM PST by pissant
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To: Richard Kimball

That was pretty darned good. (post #23}


46 posted on 03/28/2005 5:41:23 PM PST by labette
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To: Richard Kimball

Dang, you don't sound like a fugitive at all. Sounds like the perfect man, to me. Numbers 4, 8, 10, and 11 are particularly sweet. Good job.


62 posted on 03/28/2005 7:12:41 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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