Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...
"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster
Chef-"Now I know how white women feel"
The only episode I ever saw was "Big Gay Bob's, Big gay Animal World" and I am still traumatized.
Ping!
Best quote ever, from Cartman: "Democrats p*ss me off!"
That would be Big Gay Al
...and I'm super thanks for asking...
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From last night's episode: "They're not people, they're hippies!"
Both of them voted for Bush in 2000, and 2004 (admittedly begrudgingly).
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That was a great episode. Loved the hippie drill! ROFL!
"Yup, there's your problem. You've got hippies. We call these the giggling stoners."
In the next scene, you see a car pull up into the town of South Park with a University of Colorado, Boulder sticker on it, and the "college know-it-all" hippies use the term "little Eichmann's" several times in the episode. It was so funny!
Uncle Jimbo: Boys, lookee there. That there's a rocky moutain black bear, one of the few remaining of its kind. Isn't it beautiful. By God, it coming right for us! (Shoots the Black Bear)
Stan: Hey, it wasn't coming right for us. It was just sitting there.
Uncle Jimbo: Shhh, not so loud. Now that there's just a technicality.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Uncle Jimbo: You see boys, the democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting.
Cartman: Democrats piss me off!
That they think they are Republicans or conservative is great. Keep on thinking and voting that way.
Their support is much appreciated.
"No kitty, this is my pot pie. No kitty, you bad kitty. No kitty, it's my pot pie. Mom, kitty is being a dildo"
"Well then, I know a certain kitty, kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight."
I love it when Stan, Kyle and Kenny realized that the whole hippie music festival is nothing more than a bunch of dumbasses getting stoned and listening to bad music.
Cartman has so many great ones, but these are a few of my favorites.
You must repect my authoritah!
Hippies. They say they want to change the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
(To fat camp leader) Well, I'm pretty pissed off right now, how are you?
(While playing goalie) I'm not fat! I've got a sweet hockey body!
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