[MattinNJ]

Chef-"Now I know how white women feel"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The only episode I ever saw was "Big Gay Bob's, Big gay Animal World" and I am still traumatized.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Ping!

[HHFi]

Best quote ever, from Cartman: "Democrats p*ss me off!"

[MattinNJ]

Ping

[Modernman]

From last night's episode: "They're not people, they're hippies!"

[Sonny M]

It should be noted that Matt Stone and Trey Parker politically identify themselves as libertarians, with hostility towards liberalism, but not exactly a keen support of republicans.

Both of them voted for Bush in 2000, and 2004 (admittedly begrudgingly).

[BJClinton]

ping-a-ling

[KarlInOhio]

"Democrats piss me off!" - Eric Cartman

http://favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav

[proust]

My favorite south park exchange:

Uncle Jimbo: Boys, lookee there. That there's a rocky moutain black bear, one of the few remaining of its kind. Isn't it beautiful. By God, it coming right for us! (Shoots the Black Bear)
Stan: Hey, it wasn't coming right for us. It was just sitting there.
Uncle Jimbo: Shhh, not so loud. Now that there's just a technicality.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Uncle Jimbo: You see boys, the democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting.
Cartman: Democrats piss me off!

[BJClinton]

Man, this thread is going to the SBR faster than you can say:

"Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?"

[tallhappy]

There's another name for South Park Republicans: liberals.

That they think they are Republicans or conservative is great. Keep on thinking and voting that way.

Their support is much appreciated.

[retrokitten]

Cartman has so many great ones, but these are a few of my favorites.

You must repect my authoritah!

Hippies. They say they want to change the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

(To fat camp leader) Well, I'm pretty pissed off right now, how are you?

(While playing goalie) I'm not fat! I've got a sweet hockey body!

[Petronski]

"Puh-chom. Puh-chuey-chuey-chom!" -- Kevin's freakishly-malformed clone.

[oldvike]

Cartman talking in his sleep while having a nightmare: "No.....No...Uncle Jesse..."

Or another instance of Cartman talking in his sleep while having a nightmare: "Hippies....Hiiiiiipies....Hippies everywhere....they say they wanna save the Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

[dfwgator]

Kyle: Weak dude, she only likes other lesbians.

Stan: Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too.

Kyle: Hey, yeh.

Cartman: You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter-lesbian.

Stan: You're just saying that Cartman.

Kyle: Yeah, you're not a lesbian fatass.

Cartman: I am too.

[Egon]

Bump for later...

[Illuminatas]

In Micheal Buffer voice:
"And in this corner - Wearing the white trunks, with white trim
Weighing in at 98 lbs......
Ellllllll Savvvviorrrrrrrr - Jesus Chrrissstoooooooo"

And in the red corner - Wearing the red trunks, with black trim.
Weighing in at 457 lbs.......
Elllllll Diablo - The Devil Saaaaaattttttaaaaannnnnn."


"That's right mortal scum. I bet on Jesus and threw the fight" --- Satan

"That's evil" - man in crowd

[Bella_Bru]

Episode 607: The Simpson's Have Already Done It (the Sea People episode)

Cartman: "Yeah and I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. Yeah and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it, he just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose."

[Clemenza]

SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME!!!