Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else? Saddaam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I goiong to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
135 posted on 03/17/2005 1:02:44 PM PST by Feiny
(Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!)