Whizzinator
This must be a new low in drug test evasion.
Posted on 02/11/2005 10:48:29 AM PST by ClintonBeGone
Saving Private Ryan was no problem for Tom Sizemore. Saving himself from the slammer could prove to be more of a challenge.
The legally challenged thesp, on probation for abusing his ex-girlfriend Heidi Fleiss, landed behind bars Thursday at a scheduled hearing after a probation officer reported to the judge that Sizemore had failed a Feb. 1 drug test.
Judge Antonio Barreto Jr. informed Sizemore that his "drug use is out of control" and ordered him jailed. His bail was set at $25,000.
"I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance," Barreto said.
Sizemore had been granted permission by the judge to leave for Cambodia next week to shoot a movie, but only if he submitted to daily drug testing.
Sizemore's attorney, Michael Rovell, told the Associated Press that the temperature of the Feb. 1 sample provided by Sizemore indicated that it was too low to have come from his body and that the Black Hawk Down star was accused of concealing a supply of clean urine on his person.
Los Angeles Deputy City Attorney Robert Cha told Celebrity Justice that authorities had recovered from Sizemore a prosthetic penis attached to a pair of men's underwear holding a container filled with clean urine.
The device, sold on the Internet under the name "The Whizzinator," is often used to try and falsify drug test results. It retails for $150 and comes complete with dehydrated urine and heat packs designed to keep the sample at the proper temperature.
Cha said that Sizemore has been caught using the mechanism once before and has failed drug tests on numerous occasions.
Rovell said that Sizemore had denied cheating on the test and had offered to be tested again and had even passed a lie-detector test on the matter.
According to Celebrity Justice, Sizemore told the court that he is destitute and living in a garage in Whittier, California. He also reportedly claimed that he was an expectant father.
However, Rovell told the Associated Press that Sizemore is currently ensconced in a sober living facility in Whittier. He did not comment on the thesp's alleged impending fatherhood.
Rovell said he expected bond to be posted Friday and that Sizemore would be released.
Sizemore was sentenced to six months in jail in October 2003 for hitting and harassing Fleiss. So far, he has managed to avoid doing the time, but it's unclear much longer he can keep himself out of the big house.
In August, Sizemore was arrested at his West Hollywood home after police allegedly found a controlled substance while conducting a random search of the property. In May, the actor tested positive for methamphetamine during a drug test.
Most recently, Sizemore was sued by a woman who claims he sexually harassed her while filming the now-defunct CBS seriesRobbery Homicide Division.
The actor is due to return to court on Feb. 24.
http://www.whizzinator.com/
LMAO...comes in white, tan, latino, and black..
Whizzinator ping
King Missile - Detachable Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
He tried the Whizzinator?
Major-league stupid attack. Sheesh.
I hope he gets help, he's a good actor.
""The Whizzinator" is often used to try and falsify drug test results."
I wouldn't want to imagine what else it might be used for...
We recently heard from a recovering meth addict in a meeting at work. He and the lady from the clinic both said you wouldn't believe the lengths to which addicts will go to avoid detection. The clinic lady also said that the testing lab they use had developed a test to detect the "powdered urine" sold for these purposes.
Trust, but verify. Verify ruthlessly.
OMG!!!!
*RANDOM* searches of *HOMES* now.....
Sizemore's been scum for a long time. My wife and I just watched "Paparazzi" last night (it sucked, BTW), and I thought Sizemore being cast as the dirtbag celeb photographer was some inspired casting.
This must be a new low in drug test evasion.
lol...
He had one of the great lines in that movie, which I still use to this day:
"The question is not 'are you paranoid?' the question is 'are you paranoid enough?'"
Take the Wizzanator challenge, see for yourself....PG rated
http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz13.htm
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I wonder if it comes in circumcised and uncircumcised.
Imagine your family doctor: "Now son, I know there's a problem here because I removed that foreskin myself 25 years ago."
He is (or was I guess) a good actor....He's still a good actor.
Curses ... foiled again.
Dear lord,
And his name is Sizemore!?!
There goes Whittier!
LOL, he must be the one sending all that "ehancement" spam !
Los Angeles Deputy City Attorney Robert Cha told Celebrity Justice that authorities had recovered from Sizemore a prosthetic penis attached to a pair of men's underwear holding a container filled with clean urine.
The device, sold on the Internet under the name "The Whizzinator," is often used to try and falsify drug test results. It retails for $150 and comes complete with dehydrated urine and heat packs designed to keep the sample at the proper temperature.
Cha said that Sizemore has been caught using the mechanism once before and has failed drug tests on numerous occasions.
Rovell said that Sizemore had denied cheating on the test and had offered to be tested again and had even passed a lie-detector test on the matter.
King Missle? I thought it was by Primus?
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