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To: ClintonBeGone

King Missile - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.




23 posted on 02/11/2005 10:55:56 AM PST by LongsforReagan (Tom is just a King Missle Fan!)
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To: LongsforReagan

King Missle? I thought it was by Primus?


40 posted on 02/11/2005 11:03:04 AM PST by musical_airman (Apparently, I have too much time on my hands.)
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To: LongsforReagan

LOL! What exactly do you mean by this line?

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,


Sounds kinda gay to me!


48 posted on 02/11/2005 11:17:08 AM PST by Arkie2
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To: LongsforReagan

Sorry you are having this trouble. If someone would just invent a a detachable Penis/Cell Phone combination, you could just ring it up when you can't find it. ;9)


70 posted on 02/11/2005 12:15:20 PM PST by Ditter
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To: LongsforReagan

King Missile...

I just knew that was coming! oops, bad pun...


78 posted on 02/11/2005 12:48:02 PM PST by Danae (Thank you G.W. Bush! You make me PROUD to be an American!!!)
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