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Tom Sizemore Jailed (caught with prosthetic penis)
Yahoo/E!-online ^ | 2/11/2005 | Sarah Hall

Posted on 02/11/2005 10:48:29 AM PST by ClintonBeGone

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To: ClintonBeGone

When I see him, I still think of that crazy drug-hooked killer on the movie "Strange Days" He's always been a little "off" in my book....


41 posted on 02/11/2005 11:06:34 AM PST by FreeManWhoCan ("Credo!")
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To: Lazamataz

In case you were unaware, dopers who get busted and are convicted are generally required to submit to random searches by the authorities as a condition of parole or probation.


42 posted on 02/11/2005 11:08:09 AM PST by ClintonBeGone (In politics, sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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To: Slicksadick

I wonder if they come in different sizes?


43 posted on 02/11/2005 11:09:19 AM PST by ClintonBeGone (In politics, sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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To: najida

I swear, Baby, it's not mine. ..


44 posted on 02/11/2005 11:11:56 AM PST by CWW (Mark Sanford for President on 2008!)
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To: ClintonBeGone
The device, sold on the Internet under the name "The Whizzinator"

I got one free when I bought my Bass-o-matic.

45 posted on 02/11/2005 11:13:12 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: Petronski

He was arrested once for beating up his wife.(This was before Heidi Fleiss.)

He also had a fling with Elizabeth Hurley while she was with Hugh Grant.


46 posted on 02/11/2005 11:13:44 AM PST by somerville
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To: ClintonBeGone

A proesthetic pinus on a guy named "Sizemore."

(Does it really make her sigh more?)


47 posted on 02/11/2005 11:16:14 AM PST by dangus
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To: LongsforReagan

LOL! What exactly do you mean by this line?

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,


Sounds kinda gay to me!


48 posted on 02/11/2005 11:17:08 AM PST by Arkie2
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

If he is "destitute and living in a garage" how can he afford to buy a $150.00 piece of (ahem) equipment???


49 posted on 02/11/2005 11:23:23 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: Polyxene

I dunno. But see post 45.


50 posted on 02/11/2005 11:27:12 AM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: Polyxene
If he is "destitute and living in a garage" how can he afford to buy a $150.00 piece of (ahem) equipment???

Oh, he is literally just pissing away his money :-)

sorry

51 posted on 02/11/2005 11:28:05 AM PST by pikachu (BE alert -- we need more lerts!)
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To: ClintonBeGone

He always struck me as a lowlife thug.


52 posted on 02/11/2005 11:31:41 AM PST by ozzymandus
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To: KC_Conspirator

Too bad there is no Antabuse for various illegal drugs.


53 posted on 02/11/2005 11:32:43 AM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: ClintonBeGone

This guy claims to be destitute but he can aford a fake dick and drugs.


54 posted on 02/11/2005 11:33:10 AM PST by sgtbono2002
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To: ClintonBeGone; al baby

THEY STUNED HIS PEEPER!


55 posted on 02/11/2005 11:34:56 AM PST by martin_fierro (FReep Wry For The Straight Guy)
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To: theDentist

"In a related story, Hillary Clinton reported a "piece of very personal property of which she has the greatest emotional attachment" was recently stolen."

Amazingly, it was stolen from right under her nose.... (rimshot)


56 posted on 02/11/2005 11:36:18 AM PST by Hand em their arse
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To: Lazamataz

> *RANDOM* searches of *HOMES* now.....

He was on probation. I suspect he agreed to random
searches. He had a choice, and could have declined.
So unless you're also on probation, or parole, stand
easy.

Sounds like he was confident he could beat the system.


57 posted on 02/11/2005 11:36:26 AM PST by Boundless
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To: ozzymandus
"He always struck me as a lowlife thug."

Apparently he plays one in real life! Although he was always best in off-the-wall thuggy roles, I thought he was effective as a good guy in the TV series "Robbery Homicide Division". But I'm a Michael Mann fan, so maybe that's why liked it.

58 posted on 02/11/2005 11:36:54 AM PST by LibFreeOrDie (How do you spell dynasty? P-A-T-R-I-O-T-S!)
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To: pikachu

LOL!!


59 posted on 02/11/2005 11:37:34 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: ClintonBeGone

Perhaps Tom should not have bought the John Holmes model.


60 posted on 02/11/2005 11:40:33 AM PST by trumandogz
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